SKY sports checking goal line tech

[jimharri]

Screen play:
The camera zooms in to Liverpool from the opening crawl of text. The millenium falcon is visible in the background on bricks in Stanley Park. Two scousers do a drug deal as we pan back out we see human like life forms mooching about their daily routine in pyjamas and ugg boots. The fake tan shop is doing roaring trade...

Can you fix it so that the Falcon has Burberry trim on the seats? And a stolen stereo wedged into the control panel, naturally.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Screen play:
The camera zooms in to Liverpool from the opening crawl of text. The millenium falcon is visible in the background on bricks in Stanley Park. Two scousers do a drug deal as we pan back out we see human like life forms mooching about their daily routine in pyjamas and ugg boots. The fake tan shop is doing roaring trade...

...when suddenly a giant set of gnashers comes leering into view.

 

[kaz7]

I googled it and i can't see much besides a load of articles essentially laughing at Liverpool. If you search "sky to review goal line technology" some of the articles that pop up seem worth a read, especially the "Liverpool fans disregard science". That made me laugh because of all the connotations it carries, cult, religion, we are always right etc etc, gave me a chuckle at any rate hehe.

Lol,i'll have a look

 

[quiet_riot]

"Merseyside; never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

 

[TCIB]

Scouse Wars defo has some legs to it. Not very pc but the opportunity for comedy in every single scene is ripe.

"Merseyside; never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

See, it's perfect, im laughing my arse off reading these.

Just for fun i am going to have a pop at writing a 30min short of scouse wars.

 

[rnblade]

SKY can review goal line technology all they like. It won’t change the result. It just makes them look pathetic and straw clutching for a story.
The system is installed, tested and tested comprehensively before each match.
It works perfectly in all other sports like tennis, cricket etc, where the ball is moving far quicker.

 

[aguero93:20]

...when suddenly a giant set of gnashers comes leering into view.

 

[mat]

R2DScouse takes over goal line tech from Hawkeye.

 

[mat]

"You had your chance Brendan. Fuck off back to Celtic!"

 

[mat]

Cantina scene:

Dad walks into the bar with his Daughter.

Carragher: *Dolphin noises*
Big Nose Thommo: My friend says he doesn't like you.