Smart Scarf anyone?

[Prestwich_Blue]

Anyone for a smart scarf? City fans all set for high-tech matchday upgrade

Select Manchester City fans will be offered a “smart scarf” next season, the latest in wearable technology that sees a biometric sensor integrated into the fabric to monitor emotional, physiological and movement data

www.theguardian.com

 

[tommybooth]

What time do we land on the Sun?

 

[JULES]

would rather wipe my arse with a cheese grater

 

[bumbleblue]

I would love one. My watch is like a fucking orchestra with high heart rate notifications when I am watching our games.

 

[WNRH]

I'm sure the results of increased heart beats for goals/stressful times and body temperature in December with a coat and hat on will be groundbreaking.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Can we get a half & half version?

 

[Norbiton]

Only on offer to those who were at York away

 

[bladdered]

They can fck right off and when they've fcked right off they can fck right off again. I've still got me 1976 Junior Blues silk scarf tied around me wrist. Ain't nothing replacing that fcker!

 

[Barcon]

Can I have an implant for my 1981 cup final scarf?

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Cue old farts who probably still use cash moaning.