Smart Scarf anyone?

[Deleted member 77198]

Nah yer alright, ta

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

That's football for ya these days - er that'll be a NO

 

[asahartford1]

Cue old farts who probably still use cash moaning.

Nothing wrong with cash. Worth 50% more than you get paying on your card-)

 

[didsburyblu]

Wonder who the select few are and how many it entails. Doubt there will be many given to the over 50s like myself whose major exertion during the match is opening the half time flask!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wonder who the select few are and how many it entails.

Tunnel club

 

[bennyboy]

Imagine the heart rate if they run out of chips again.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

“It’s a brilliant idea and gives us more of a special connection with the fans,” City defender Aymeric Laporte said in a statement.

Lol does anyone really think he said that?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Can they make one that gives you a large electric shock if you try to leave the stadium when there is 10 minutes left?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Just what the match say experience was missing. Well done indeed.

 

[RegMuffin]

Long before time and well done on the club for making this monumental step forward.

This is what I have been crying out for for the last 40 years. I don't want shorter queues to get in and I don't want to get a pie and pint at half time without having to queue for 10 minutes. I don't want a knackered infrastructure. I don't want a two hour wait for a basic question to be answered on the telephone lines. I don't want failed technology at the gate, meaning I miss half the game.

What I do want is a scarf that tells me I need a piss. Shoulders back and smash it.