Smart Scarf anyone?

[Northerndave]

“It’s a brilliant idea and gives us more of a special connection with the fans,” City defender Aymeric Laporte said in a statement.

Lol does anyone really think he said that?

He did, only in French !

 

[johnnytapia]

Only if I can get one with the Lionesses on. That would be smashing.

 

[neilhb]

Why City fans wearing smart scarves is good for Liverpool

 

[Northerndave]

Can they make one that gives you a large electric shock if you try to leave the stadium when there is 10 minutes left?

Or when it gets cold, automatically wraps tighter round the neck, or pings my phone when I leave it on a table late night in Spoons after a few after the game

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Or when it gets cold, automatically wraps tighter round the neck, or pings my phone when I leave it on a table late night in Spoons after a few after the game

Or automatically covers your face when you have to go for a piss in the smoke filled bogs :-)

 

[andyhinch]

Imagine having one in the dark days, the fucking thing would explode.

 

[Lavinda Past]

We've got some right tossers in the markshitting department at the club. They were probably recruited from interviews in Piccadilly Gardens.

They can shove this idea right up their Smart arses.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Why biometric scarves can benefit Liverpool next season (presuming they can hack and use the data)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Good job I didnt have one round my neck when Jamie Pollock was heading the ball over his own fuc#ing keeper!

 

[Lavinda Past]

“It’s a brilliant idea and gives us more of a special connection with the fans,” City defender Aymeric Laporte said in a statement.

Lol does anyone really think he said that?

"Here's £1500 Aymeric... read this card"