So, What Does Soriano Say To Pellegrini..........

"Pour yourself a glass of Rioja and sit down."

"Please watch the screen, I have a surprise for you."



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSPtHIO8yQw[/youtube]
 
Hi Manuel, I think we have a little confession to make. When we appointed you we forgot to mention that the teams in the bottom half of the Prem don't spread their cheeks for a good shafting when the big boys come to town as they do in La Liga. We thought you might have noticed at Cardiff, Stoke and Villa. Oh and if your boys just continue to play it round the edge of the box then the ten men behind the ball will just watch. They won't volunteer to lose their shape your boys have to force them into making mistakes.
Oh, and you know we wanted you to concentrate on the Chimps League? Well that progressing from the group stage will mean fuck all if we don't finish in the top four; unless we win the CL of course.
But don't worry, you said we deserved to win and Billy Hill still has us as favourites so clearly neither you nor they watched that fucking pathetic display.
And finally, tell all that overpaid shower of shite to thank the fans at the final whistle rather than just fucking off down the tunnel. - From where I was stood only about three or four of them acknowledge us.
 
I am led to believe that the club set targets for the manager and analyse each game in advance to say how many points we should get from each, by my reckoning that means that we are 3 down at Cardiff, Villa and Sunderland - 2 down at Stoke and 1 down at Chelsea.

So 12 points behind target with less than a third of the season gone.

Soriano should actually be telling Pellegrini to pack his belongings but as it was the Barcelona mafia that brought him in and got rid of the best manager we have had since Mercer/Alison then he will do fuck all and we will have to suffer more humiliation as the season progresses.
 
East Level 2 said:
Hi Manuel, I think we have a little confession to make. When we appointed you we forgot to mention that the teams in the bottom half of the Prem don't spread their cheeks for a good shafting when the big boys come to town as they do in La Liga. We thought you might have noticed at Cardiff, Stoke and Villa. Oh and if your boys just continue to play it round the edge of the box then the ten men behind the ball will just watch. They won't volunteer to lose their shape your boys have to force them into making mistakes.
Oh, and you know we wanted you to concentrate on the Chimps League? Well that progressing from the group stage will mean fuck all if we don't finish in the top four; unless we win the CL of course.
But don't worry, you said we deserved to win and Billy Hill still has us as favourites so clearly neither you nor they watched that fucking pathetic display.
And finally, tell all that overpaid shower of shite to thank the fans at the final whistle rather than just fucking off down the tunnel. - From where I was stood only about three or four of them acknowledge us.
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We also wont forgot to mention that your a lovely man and an excellent engineer!
 
chicagoblues said:
Those two Spanish blokes should be the one responsible for hiring mediocre manager.
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+1

No doubt Pelle will be their second scapegoat
 
Someone said you were a tactical genius but it appears you just follow the Kevin keegan approach, we will score one more than you. Kids in the playground play that way not players in the toughest league in the world! We thought making our mardarse players happy would improve things. ....we were wrong! Pick up your pay off cheque on the eay out and good luck!
 
dont worry pelle....we have international break and then 3 home games...lets win 4-0, 5-0 to make evry one hppy and they will forget these away games...
 
Blue Haze said:
Soriano = Ari Gold
Rob = Pellegrini
Everyone else = the players
Babs = Khaldoon

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LNITt85-Rc[/youtube]
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Brilliant !<br /><br />-- Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:09 am --<br /><br />
henryhoover said:
this losing stuff you keep doing ,could you stop doing it please, how about a draw maybe,
can you manage that, maybe ?
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Only zees.
 
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