Soccer Aid 2023

[When The Levee Breaks]

You mean the nightmare of watching Spurs now.

The Interchangeable "celebrities". The awful goal music. The half-time entertainment, that goes on and on.

And Spurs will still not win a trophy

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

He's not injured

He has to get home to "tuck" his daughter in bed.

Then suck her toes (which got swept under the carpet very quickly)

 

[N1985]

Fucking Morrissey presenting the trophy there.

 

[When The Levee Breaks]

When are ITV going to realise the Rags are a Toxic Brand?

Still sucking them off. Even when they are an absolute shit show.

Robbie Williams looks like what would happen if Morrissey bummed Norman Wisdom and Norman somehow miraculously gave birth to a child.

 

[bluelol]

Has it been made from recycled bike inner tubes and given a paint job, or is it one oversized condom made to look like a dress?

Do you think she needs lubrication to get in it.?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Fucking Morrissey presenting the trophy there.

What?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Fucking Morrissey presenting the trophy there.

Say it ain't so.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Ew load of rags and z listers running round old toilet raising money for the Unicef executives salaries. No thanks

 

[N1985]

What?

Calm down mate it was Robbie Williams. Fucking twins these days

 

[The perfect fumble]