Soccer Aid 2023

[give it to gordon]

I know it's for a good charity etc but why would anyone want to watch a bunch of old has beens, playing a bunch of no marks, in a rotten old stadium

 

[Bluesince1979]

Was hoping for a pic of your Mrs....

Do know one any favours that

 

[Brooklands Blue]

Do know one any favours that

I assume your good lady isn't on this forum???

 

[Bluesince1979]

I assume your good lady isn't on this forum???

You assume correctly

 

[kaz7]

I would use Alex Scott's underwear, as a Vicks Inhaler.

Ffs

 

[SebastianBlue]

I know it's for a good charity etc but why would anyone want to watch a bunch of old has beens, playing a bunch of no marks, in a rotten old stadium

We did it for for 20 odd years, so there’s obviously an appetite!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I know it's for a good charity etc but why would anyone want to watch a bunch of old has beens, playing a bunch of no marks, in a rotten old stadium

Football for Ed Sheeran and Coldplay fans.

 

[Oldgold66]

Highlight of that ****'s weekend is scoring at Soccer Aid and trying to look happy about it. Whilst we win a Treble.

Its just delicious.

Woman in the pub almost had an orgasm when he scored! Ooooooh Scholesy!!!!!!! In a friendly charity match! God they're desperate for any crumb of comfort these days.

 

[bernard o'silver]

I know it's for a good charity etc but why would anyone want to watch a bunch of old has beens, playing a bunch of no marks, in a rotten old stadium

Yep it raises a lot of money for good causes , but it's watched by people who don't usually watch/attend football matches

 

[I'm With Stupid]

You could get 5 random people off the street and it'd be the same show. The whole point of celebrity shows is that you get people doing something that isn't their talent and get to see how they react, and because they're the sort of people who are comfortable in front of a camera, in theory it should be better. When they only appear on camera from the back of a stadium, it's hard for anyone's personality to come across, so you just end up with a bunch of people who kinda fancied themselves as a footballer growing up genuinely trying their best. Basically you've hired a comedian for your event and they've not told a joke. What's the point of that?