Soccer Aid 2023

[eyalluvitt]

I would use Alex Scott's underwear, as a Vicks Inhaler.

or a teabag

 

[eyalluvitt]

Fucking Morrissey presenting the trophy there.

Robbie Keane's cousin?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Do you think she needs lubrication to get in it.?

I think if she breathes in with some vigour, steps in from the top, and then exhales . . . . . !

If it is leather, rather than the material I've often seen in certain shop windows in the Netherlands (and elsewhere come to think of it) I would apply for the job of Brooks Proofhide Applicator and inform Ms Scott that it would be a much more thorough job if it were applied whilst she was still wearing it!

 

[Bluesince1979]

My son was mascot but i dodged the bullet of accompanying him and left it to the mrs. I dropped them off at old toilet and i drove off thinking “thank fuck for that”.
I said to give me 25 mins notice and ill come pick them up at the end. Barely got home and she was on saying we will be ready at HT.
She said it was horrific, noisy, vuvuzeylas being blasted out.

Anyway, heres a pic of my girl giving the swamp her big thumbs down

 

[Debaser]

UNICEF want to do next year's at the Etihad and raise cash for the maintenance on that shithole

 

[oddfellows]

Looks like we've boiled some more piss.
The Ginger Pig in tears at all the blue and white flags at the swamp, brilliant

 

[richards30]

the only good part of it...........

 

[hertsblue]

When are ITV going to realise the Rags are a Toxic Brand?

Still sucking them off. Even when they are an absolute shit show.

Robbie Williams looks like what would happen if Morrissey bummed Norman Wisdom and Norman somehow miraculously gave birth to a child.

Had to laugh when instead of calling it as it is ie a crumbling stadium long past it’s sell by date , Rag Aid called it “iconic”

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

My son was mascot but i dodged the bullet of accompanying him and left it to the mrs. I dropped them off at old toilet and i drove off thinking “thank fuck for that”.
I said to give me 25 mins notice and ill come pick them up at the end. Barely got home and she was on saying we will be ready at HT.
She said it was horrific, noisy, vuvuzeylas being blasted out.

Anyway, heres a pic of my girl giving the swamp her big thumbs down View attachment 82950

Was hoping for a pic of your Mrs....

 

[oddfellows]

Had to laugh when instead of calling it as it is ie a crumbling stadium long past it’s sell by date , Rag Aid called it “iconic”

Cold Scaffold