Sold a laptop

[MCFC Wirral]

After such brilliant advice, I’ve sold an old laptop previously used to play Mindsweeper on 24/7.

First of all, the gentleman lives in dipperland so I’m wearing my new pink Real Madrid shirt on with Bale 11 on the back to hand it over. I’ll feign surprise if challenged by a non-Evertonian and pretend I can’t speak English. As they won’t be able to read then my Cymru and Yma o Hyd tattoos are safe.

Second of all, the buyer is called Mo. How best to greet him? I’ve downloaded Urdu with Duolingo to ensure I won’t offend him by being unable to speak his language. I’ve also cleaned my teeth for nine minutes straight to ensure last night’s Quorn nuggets still aren’t on my breath.

No parodies, please. They’re about as funny as suggestions I sodomise sheep.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

What in the crushed velvet sofa and curtains is going on here?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Do you not still sodomise sheep then?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Do you not still sodomise sheep then?

When someone answers the door in a pink Madrid shirt it's bleating obvious he shags sheep, especially with BALE on the back. When the sheep see that they're tricked into thinking they're about to munch on a big hay bale, but peofrey has more sinister ideas; )

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

All we can do now is hope the 'buyer' turns out to be plod from the nonce squad and has all the necessary search warrants.

 

[Scottyboi]

All we can do now is hope the 'buyer' turns out to be plod from the nonce squad and has all the necessary search warrants.

''I'm gonna lose my job''

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Minesweeper.....wow only won the top game 5 times. Then I never played it again.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

All we can do now is hope the 'buyer' turns out to be plod from the nonce squad and has all the necessary search warrants.

You might be right mate. Peofrey hasn't posted since this morning.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

You might be right mate. Peofrey hasn't posted since this morning.

It was bound to happen - you always said he was a wrong un. That hard drive will be like Epstein's island when they open it up.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

It was bound to happen - you always said he was a wrong un. That hard drive will be like Epstein's island when they open it up.

Looks like operation Prenton porn is on ; )