Solution Evolution

Shands

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After being disturbed at 4am by an over enthusiastic songbird getting his chirp on I got to thinking, why can’t the winged warblers make these disturbances worth our while? Surely it’s not beyond their capabilities to put some effort in and learn a decent tune or two? I’d certainly chuck a couple of quid in the nest of any Chaffinch who can master ‘Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before’, and if a Blue Tit wants to get his lungs around ‘Slide Away’ he’ll find there’s an extra big pile of seed waiting on the feed table come the morning. As we know the early bird catches the worm, but a bird that could actually do ‘the worm’, well he’d be set up with grubs for life! It’s a win-win situation.

I’ve also got a loose idea about some form of Giraffe/Wind turbine crossover, but in what other ways do Bluemooners think animals should try and evolve to make the world better for all of us?
 
BimboBob said:
Fucking huge Hamsters so that running in a wheel actually benefits mankind rather than being a waste of every one's time. They already have improved porn so how hard can it be?

That's the kind of thinking we need Bimbo, pro-active, good work.

I've got a few more ideas but I'll not bombard you with them all just yet, it's a lot to take in.

One I will share though is the possibility of Gecko's as portable house clocks. Those big ones love to stay indoors all day just planted on the wall staring into space. I also believe they have it in their armoury to change colour as and when they choose, so it must be straightforward enough for them to arrange their pigment in such a fashion that it resembles numbers one to 12 and a couple of hands (If you're a stickler for seconds too they could flick out their tongue to facilitate that). When the time comes to leave the room all you need do is pick up said gecko and attach him to a wall in whichever new room you inhabit - hey presto, only one clock required per household.
 
If your bladder could develop some extra filtering ability and a tube that runs from it up to your throat.

I don't get why I have to wake up dying for a piss and gagging for a drink after a few sherries down at the bridge club.

Sadly though, as a famous old piss can once said, not in my lifetime.
 
How about Jellyfish accepting their name and actually being made of proper jelly (strawberry flavoured not fish)? Perhaps their inner section could be made of butterscotch angel delight, and they should drop those tentacles and replace them with chewy laces. Think of the saving on lifeguards if you could just eat your way out of trouble (NB not too much though as swimming after eating may cause cramp).
 
I will like humans to evolve to a state of awareness and comprehension and not be easily manulpilated by forces.

Evolution is a smokescreen and a mystery, full of changes no one sees.
 
Blueband Brother said:
I will like humans to evolve to a state of awareness and comprehension and not be easily manulpilated by forces.

Evolution is a smokescreen and a mystery, full of changes no one sees.

I see where you're coming form but wouldn't you rather have spiders that could double up as CCTV cameras? I think it's workable.
 
You'd think that the very least a bird could do is try to learn the lyrics to a few Wings songs !
 

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