Some Of Our Fans

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

2 lads were pissing against the walls in the entrance to the toilets near 552/551.

Yeah cheers for ruining it for everyone else who then had to trod in your piss to get to a urinal/toilet themselves.

Tw*ts

Your day was ruined because you stood in a bit of piss?

Were you not wearing shoes or anything?

Unbelievable isn't it?
We win a trophy, score two of the best goals ever seen at Wembley within 90 seconds, and folk are whinging about someone having a piss.
The old Kippax bogs had a shallow end and a deep end.
I remember the bad old days when you lost, got soaked to the skin, chased halfway around Stanley Park cemetery, and had your coach windows put through.
No wonder they call this forum Bluemoan.

 

[Pigeonho]

2 lads were pissing against the walls in the entrance to the toilets near 552/551.

Yeah cheers for ruining it for everyone else who then had to trod in your piss to get to a urinal/toilet themselves.

Tw*ts

Your day was ruined because you stood in a bit of piss?

Were you not wearing shoes or anything?

Unbelievable isn't it?
We win a trophy, score two of the best goals ever seen at Wembley within 90 seconds, and folk are whinging about someone having a piss.
The old Kippax bogs had a shallow end and a deep end.
I remember the bad old days when you lost, got soaked to the skin, chased halfway around Stanley Park cemetery, and had your coach windows put through.
No wonder they call this forum Bluemoan.

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

Cheer up guys I'd rather be beating each other up because we're at Wembley, rather than beating each other up at Stoke cause we have just been relegated!

Well said

 

[Chris in London]

Your day was ruined because you stood in a bit of piss?

Were you not wearing shoes or anything?

Unbelievable isn't it?
We win a trophy, score two of the best goals ever seen at Wembley within 90 seconds, and folk are whinging about someone having a piss.
The old Kippax bogs had a shallow end and a deep end.
I remember the bad old days when you lost, got soaked to the skin, chased halfway around Stanley Park cemetery, and had your coach windows put through.
No wonder they call this forum Bluemoan.

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

 

[allan harper]

Saturday night I either got

A: abducted by aliens
B: got jumped
C: tripped up and knocked myself out on a wall.

Pretty sure it wasnt b. I woke up on the side of an A road confused, thought I was in Morecambe. police came along and helped me out,fuck knows what I'd done. My head is killing me .

You seemed fine when you left us, must have been a good night

Back at the hotel, I only went outside for a smoke, next minute I'm waking up by the roadside!

 

[melons]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

 

[Slicker than Sommeil]

Not said it ruined my day overall... Only remembered about it when reading the thread. Just ruining the half time piss for everyone else because they couldn't be arsed to wait like the rest.

Just wasn't very pleasant and it nearly caused some afters as clearly other people thought it was unpleasant around their children and close quarters as it was packed.

Excuse me for not advocating pissing where ever you like due to the occasion.

 

[cheddar404]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

 

[Pigeonho]

Unbelievable isn't it?
We win a trophy, score two of the best goals ever seen at Wembley within 90 seconds, and folk are whinging about someone having a piss.
The old Kippax bogs had a shallow end and a deep end.
I remember the bad old days when you lost, got soaked to the skin, chased halfway around Stanley Park cemetery, and had your coach windows put through.
No wonder they call this forum Bluemoan.

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Very good. I asked for that with such poor spelling.
I feel like a total lemon now.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Unbelievable isn't it?
We win a trophy, score two of the best goals ever seen at Wembley within 90 seconds, and folk are whinging about someone having a piss.
The old Kippax bogs had a shallow end and a deep end.
I remember the bad old days when you lost, got soaked to the skin, chased halfway around Stanley Park cemetery, and had your coach windows put through.
No wonder they call this forum Bluemoan.

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Has NF Lent you his corny puns book?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Very good. I asked for that with such poor spelling.
I feel like a total lemon now.

I shall save my jokes about being a bit of a tosser until tomorrow.
I'm just glad I had a crepe before I set off yesterday, as snorkelling through a tsunami of wee would definitely have ruined my day.

 

[melons]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

 

[cheddar404]

Will somebody please help me out here - I've done my fair share of swearing over the years but what the hell is the 'M' word ?!
I'm presuming it's mother... but surely that's not worth all this fuss ?

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's Melons and your sign in name has quite frankly ruined today for me...

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

 

[Skashion]

 

[melons]

Watch it or I'll come and piss in your sink

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

That's the best offer I've had all day. I'll just get me coat...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They could have come up with a better headline tbh:

"City fans sink to new low"<br /><br />-- 03 Mar 2014, 17:19 --<br /><br />

Not if I beat you to it

Why don't you both come round and piss in my sink?

Pissing only, mind.

That's the best offer I've had all day. I'll just get me coat...

Don't forget to bring a pillow with you.

 

[manimanc]

Do they sell that newspaper on a match day?
I've never seen it before. ..

 

[Chris in London]

Ha. The old Wembley was like that for the play of final. Blues basically used it as one big old decrepped toilet.

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Has NF Lent you his corny puns book?

You can talk, milking every thread with your floury language.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

And the atmosphere was as flat as a pancake

Has NF Lent you his corny puns book?

You can talk, milking every thread with your floury language.

I've been in a really good mood all day, but I'm ready to batter some **** now.