Some parents... I ask ya

[Swales lives]

| took the kids swimming yesterday, as they've broken-up early for Easter.
So, we're getting changed back into our dry clothes and a hand comes under our changing cubicle and
pinches my 7 yr old daughters nice sandals, I quickly get my kecks on and run out, to find 2 young girls
at the vending machine, one carrying my daughters sandals.

So I said to her, "You've stole them, they're my daughters. I want them back."
She drops the sandals to the floor and says "I found them."
"No, you stole them" I said, picked them up and went back to the changing rooms.

Five minutes later, all dried, me and my 2 kids head for the exit.

This big fat woman comes up to me and shouts "You called my daughter a thief!"
Me: "Yes, that's what people who steal things are called, but I didn't call her a thief."
Fat woman: "She says you did and she says she found them"
Me: "What inside my changing room! Her hand came under and she stole them"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You weren't there"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You didn't see it, you were sat in there (points to spectator/viewing bit),
if you actually went swimming with your kids instead of sitting down stuffing your face,
you might know what they are up to"
Fat woman: "Come on Porsha let's go"

And off they wobbled. Some parents are just shit.

 

[swp80]

Sounds like Peter Fletcher. "my stewards dont lie!"

 

[Anonymous]

| took the kids swimming yesterday, as they've broken-up early for Easter.
So, we're getting changed back into our dry clothes and a hand comes under our changing cubicle and
pinches my 7 yr old daughters nice sandals, I quickly get my kecks on and run out, to find 2 young girls
at the vending machine, one carrying my daughters sandals.

So I said to her, "You've stole them, they're my daughters. I want them back."
She drops the sandals to the floor and says "I found them."
"No, you stole them" I said, picked them up and went back to the changing rooms.

Five minutes later, all dried, me and my 2 kids head for the exit.

This big fat woman comes up to me and shouts "You called my daughter a thief!"
Me: "Yes, that's what people who steal things are called, but I didn't call her a thief."
Fat woman: "She says you did and she says she found them"
Me: "What inside my changing room! Her hand came under and she stole them"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You weren't there"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You didn't see it, you were sat in there (points to spectator/viewing bit),
if you actually went swimming with your kids instead of sitting down stuffing your face,
you might know what they are up to"
Fat woman: "Come on Porsha let's go"

And off they wobbled. Some parents are just shit.

Surely she knows , as an adult , that if her daughter really had found them , as she implied , they should have been handed in to the staff as 'lost property'?

The woman knew her daughter had been 'rumbled' ... why else would you have even kicked up a fuss ?

And she couldn't risk you bringing it to the attention of one of the staff , so she stormed off!

 

[Swales lives]

| took the kids swimming yesterday, as they've broken-up early for Easter.
So, we're getting changed back into our dry clothes and a hand comes under our changing cubicle and
pinches my 7 yr old daughters nice sandals, I quickly get my kecks on and run out, to find 2 young girls
at the vending machine, one carrying my daughters sandals.

So I said to her, "You've stole them, they're my daughters. I want them back."
She drops the sandals to the floor and says "I found them."
"No, you stole them" I said, picked them up and went back to the changing rooms.

Five minutes later, all dried, me and my 2 kids head for the exit.

This big fat woman comes up to me and shouts "You called my daughter a thief!"
Me: "Yes, that's what people who steal things are called, but I didn't call her a thief."
Fat woman: "She says you did and she says she found them"
Me: "What inside my changing room! Her hand came under and she stole them"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You weren't there"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You didn't see it, you were sat in there (points to spectator/viewing bit),
if you actually went swimming with your kids instead of sitting down stuffing your face,
you might know what they are up to"
Fat woman: "Come on Porsha let's go"

And off they wobbled. Some parents are just shit.

Surely she knows , as an adult , that if her daughter really had found them , as she implied , they should have been handed in to the staff as 'lost property'?

The woman knew her daughter had been 'rumbled' ... why else would you have even kicked up a fuss ?

And she couldn't risk you bringing it to the attention of one of the staff , so she stormed off!

You're right, she knew full well. I dare say her daughter got her arse kicked back at home. But I hate the "my kid doesn't lie" bullshit. When kids are in trouble they ALL lie.

 

[tommybooth]

the fat woman was going to have them toasted for her supper!

 

[stony]

You should have made more of an issue of her weight.

 

[GazM]

| took the kids swimming yesterday, as they've broken-up early for Easter.
So, we're getting changed back into our dry clothes and a hand comes under our changing cubicle and
pinches my 7 yr old daughters nice sandals, I quickly get my kecks on and run out, to find 2 young girls
at the vending machine, one carrying my daughters sandals.

So I said to her, "You've stole them, they're my daughters. I want them back."
She drops the sandals to the floor and says "I found them."
"No, you stole them" I said, picked them up and went back to the changing rooms.

Five minutes later, all dried, me and my 2 kids head for the exit.

This big fat woman comes up to me and shouts "You called my daughter a thief!"
Me: "Yes, that's what people who steal things are called, but I didn't call her a thief."
Fat woman: "She says you did and she says she found them"
Me: "What inside my changing room! Her hand came under and she stole them"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You weren't there"
Fat woman: "My daughter doesn't lie"
Me: "You didn't see it, you were sat in there (points to spectator/viewing bit),
if you actually went swimming with your kids instead of sitting down stuffing your face,
you might know what they are up to"
Fat woman: "Come on Porsha let's go"

And off they wobbled. Some parents are just shit.

Quality!

 

[FantasyIreland]

Porsha? was the mum called Iveco...?

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Sounds like your typical fat waster of a chav mother. At least she was sort of near her kids that day though. Still, you should have punched her in the gut and kneed her chin off.

 

[Scottyboi]

Should of skull fucked the skank, hate scummy mothers. A strain on the benefit system and the nhs. Fat oxygen thief would be better off with a bullet threw her forehead. And Porsha as a name wtf is she planning on pimping her out?