If summer means freedom time then you’re either a teacher, student or a child.
If you’re a child you definitely should not be in the cellar, if you’re a student, get a part-time job you lazy git, and if you’re a teacher, shouldn’t you be marking, I thought teachers had loads of marking to do in the holidays?
Summer for me is the same as the rest of the year minus one key detail; no City. I still play football in the evenings during the week and on Sunday mornings, but I don’t have City to look forward to at the weekend. Therefore it’s worse than the rest of the year.