Something trivial that makes you snap!

[DruntBlunt]

Any kind of eating noise or chewing gum.

People eating fast food with that horrible MSG stench on public transport.

People using too much perfume, usually desperate old woman or equally desperate young lads.

Most drivers of German premium cars. Acts like fucking cunts in any way possible in traffic.

TV ads.

And finally 90 % of the population here in my country who no longer know the difference between the pronouns meaning 'they' and 'them'. Can you imagine having to listen to grown people saying things like 'Let us visit they'. Lazy cunts who didn't bother teaching their kids and now have unconsciously adopted the same grammatical error in fear of sounding 'old'. The twats should have their tongues ripped out.

 

[SkyBlueTX]

Most drivers of German premium cars. Acts like fucking cunts in any way possible in traffic.

This x1000. Horrible people.

 

[maccadon]

Coffee in the sugar jar

 

[manchester blue]

Pouting on social media. I just want to say "Fuck off you look a ****". Where did this trend start? Seriously girls, smile.

"Cheeky" Nando's. Why is it cheeky? Fuck off. It's just Nando's. You're not being clever or funny or trendy saying cheeky. You're just being a ****.

 

[Dogtanian]

People who read my newspaper over my shoulder

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

Back in the day when the Royal Oak in Didsbury was rammed every night Arthur had a great answer to this. He made his barmaids, (and there were lots of 'em,) fuck off to the other side of the bar when they had served you. Looked a bit weird when you first encountered it but worked a treat, there was always one coming towards you.

Is that the miserable get who looked like a Toby jug?

It is not a good idea to be a miserable get to a former member of the Quality Street gang.;-0

 

[Blue Til Death]

People who stand chatting or remain motionless at the top of escalators should be tazered as a minimum but preferably be taken out with a cluster of claymore mines...!

 

[jayfx]

People that call everything epic.

Adults that say yummy.

Drivers that don't let on after you've stopped to let them through.

People that get into their car after filling up, then start twatting about with their wallet, seat belt, mirror, radio, etc, when I'm sat behind them waiting to use the pump. Move you ignorant shit.

Men that use the toilet bowl in the gents to piss, despite the urinal being free and don't lift the seat, piss all over it, then leave it for you to clean when you actually need to sit down.

But my worst hate, by far, is people eating with their mouths open. Disgusting!

 

[Cellarite]

Same. I've never heard a good enough excuse off anybody for being late either

Had my passport stolen in Prague, missed the flight home, had to go to the British Embassy to get an emergency one day passport and was given a free seat on a flight back to Heathrow at 22:30 that night. Train tickets back to Manchester that I'd pre-booked therefore were useless and only had a fiver to my name. Had to be at work in Hull for 8 the next morning. Safe to say I was late for work.

 

[mekonmcfc]

my girlfriend gulps her coffee to loud, and my brother eats his crumpets with a knife and fork !!!!