Song For Tevez

[DaveH]

Sung to the tune of that Torres chant and at the same speed.
10 low syllables then 4 high for the TEVEZ TEVEZ.
The whole chant takes approx 15 secs to get it right.

He runs down the Left he runs down right
TEVEZ TEVEZ
He runs down the Left he runs down right
TEVEZ TEVEZ
He runs down the Left he runs down right
He gets the ball he shoots on sight
CARLOS TEVEZ is fooking dynamite.

And then repeat one more time ending up with Fergie Fergie sign him up.

 

[Scottyboi]

no

 

[dctid]

Sung to the tune of that Torres chant and at the same speed.
10 low syllables then 4 high for the TEVEZ TEVEZ.
The whole chant takes approx 15 secs to get it right.

He runs down the Left he runs down right
TEVEZ TEVEZ
He runs down the Left he runs down right
TEVEZ TEVEZ
He runs down the Left he runs down right
He gets the ball he shoots on sight
CARLOS TEVEZ is fooking dynamite.

And then repeat one more time ending up with Fergie Fergie sign him up.

Think we should have a song for Vicky myself

 

[southstand117]

To "I love you baby"

I love you Carlos
you are the love of my life
I love you Carlos
I'll let you shag my wife
I love you Carlos
I want a headband like you!!!!

 

[KingRuben]

There's a few knocking about

my fave;

We used to have a song for you Tevez Tevez
But now you've gone from red to blue Tevez Tevez
Were sorry for the hurtfull words
we bet the youve shagged loadsa birds
Carlos Tevez, city till he dies..

Also another Tevez song i like

Who's that twat from Argentina
Whos that man you cant afford
Carlos tevez is his name, and he scores in every game
and you wont be winning trophies anymore

 

[DaveH]

no

Any other suggestions then or just the normall
da da da da after someones name.

 

[Anonymous]

no

haha

i prefer we sing the na na na hey hey hey Carlos Tevez!

 

[Neil McNab]

Carlos Tevez you cheaky little devil
Time to get your boots cleaned by Garry fucking Neville
He'll do a good job so he can see his reflection
A sight that can surely only give himself an erection
Fuck em up son, and score another hat trick
And shut the mouth on that fucking rag prick
When you score be sure to blow Fergie kisses
Then show Neville what you did with his missus

 

[Amigo]

Fergie phoned him up he said "Fuck off, Fuck off!"
I'm off to join a better club, I'm off, I'm off!
Forget the rags I'm now a blue
With better fans, they're bigger to
CAR-LOS TE-VEZ
Fergie Sign Him Up!

EDIT:

Not my own work.

 

[gary111]

Fergie phoned him up he said "Fuck off, Fuck off!"
I'm off to join a better club, I'm off, I'm off!
Forget the rags I'm now a blue
With better fans, they're bigger to
CAR-LOS TE-VEZ
Fergie Sign Him Up!

EDIT:

Not my own work.

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