Songs for players with names that don't help

[fathellensbellend]

Going to start with Akanji

Manuel Akanji
he came from Germany
To Win The Champions League
Na na na na na

Rolling Stones Miss You

 

[NZBlue]

And this, children, is why you should never take drugs

 

[Barcon]

I don’t understand

 

[citymad]

I don’t understand

It’s a bit like
Give me a Geeeee…

As in Giovanni Van Bronckhorst

What a pain in the arse that song would be!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It’s a bit like
Give me a Geeeee…

As in Giovanni Van Bronckhorst

What a pain in the arse that song would be!

Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink "hold my beer".

 

[jimharri]

 

[Barcon]

Johannes Vennegoor of Hesselink "hold my beer".

Ah. I was trying to think of a player named Lackofassistance.

 

[KS55]

“There’s only one Borussiamoenchengladbach.”

 

[Blue Mist]

Ergh nope can't think of any.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I like to think this was actually sung somewhere...

Pele, Pele, the greatest player in the game,
Pele, Pele, because we can't pronounce his name,
Pele, Pele, oh isn't it a pity.....
That he never played for Man City...