Songs never to be sung again (hopefully!)

Can't remember at which game exactly this was 'invented'...but it really represents the dark days....

(to the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Joe, Joe, there was nothing you could do
We were always going down to Division 2
We'll win you the league and the Auto Windshield
As soon as we've been to Macclesfield....

Mind you, making daft songs up was what that time was all about...there wasn't much else going on apart from getting drunk...

One I recall also was something to do with Kakhaber Tsckadadze (see I can't even spell it)... but it went something like... "we can't pronounce his fookin name...we try to sing it every game..."
Legends, all of them ;)
 
"The neck scare proved he lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never shag a sexy bird ..............." you know the rest

Now i'd let him take my Mrs out! ;-)
 
colinbellsboots said:
DontLookBackInAnger said:
The guy was a first class dick, 2nd only on my list of people that I wish had had nothing to do with the club behind Alan Ball.
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i wont disagre with you,just think it should be acknlaged that he was a blue, even though he messed up.
and whats wrong in showing some respect for the dead?.
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Let’s get it right Swales was no more a blue than Gary Chuckle is, but he needed City so he could be chair of the international committee, as he was passionate about England and the power that holding that office brought him within the game in this country and overseas. As for respect, I would have to say he at least didn't try to be such a fuck-up(both for City or England)it was a talent and I'm sure outside Football he was a great guy.
 
masterwig said:
U-N-I-T-E-D...

I'm not singing their fucking name at a City game, especially not one that isn't even against them. Some people seem to enjoy the opening to that song a little too much.
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Agreed! some people looked like they felt comfortable singing them letters - it gave me the creeps!

I'd like to see the back of:
1. any song with "Munich" in it!
2. any song to the shit tune of "Pau-lo-Di-Canio" (original version), "Sven-Gor-an-Ericksson", "Ire-land-is-Superman", "we've-got-Robinho", WE'VE GOT SHIT CHANTS YOU KNOW!!
3. any more United in debt songs at least until we play them again! then after that give em a good rest! (sick of spelling out the scum word already "U-N-I-T-E-D" - fuck off!!!) we've spent WAY TOO MUCH time and effort making up songs about them fuckers recently and got NO, ZERO, ZILCH, FUCK ALL new songs that are pro-City!
4. any songs completely pinched off other clubs like the lame Petrov one, the lame Zabaletta one, the shit Tevez one that started creepin in over Christmas, ...
5. "Benjani whooooaaah..."
6. "If you hate Man United clap you hands" worlds lamest nursery rhyme dross!!
 
Heh heh. We've certainly had some Godawful ditties sung at both MR and ComS. I always hated that 'After all, you're our Alan Ball' thing - bloody toe-curling.

But having said this, other clubs have had far far worse stuff they've sung. In particular the racist chants at Goodison and some of the bile from the Leeds fans used to make me feel ashamed to be a football fan
 
There are so many;
Big fat, big fat Bob
Big fat, big fat Bob
Big fat Bobby Taylor!

Ray Ray Ray Ray Ranson!
Ray Ray Ray Ray Ranson!
and so on

I think I sang this one on my own during the dark days when most of the blues were pissed at the away games because the football was so bad - if it wasn't for Gio there wouldn't have been too much to get excited about.
 
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