Songs to the Torres tune

[Jack74]

Daniel just like your namesake class mate

Real Impressed

 

[conormcfc]

The Kompany and Fernandes one's were my personal favourites

 

[Stevies Bald Head!]

pure genius, hope they take of soon! CTID

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

A few more, not as good but thought I'd post them anyway. :)

He said that both his grans snuffed it, Stevie, Stevie,
He lied but we don't give a shit, Stevie, Stevie,
He's lost his wig, his head is bare,
His cars are pink but we don't care,
Stevie Ireland, City's superman.

The City boy, through and through, Neddy, Neddy,
When he bleeds, his blood is blue, Neddy, Neddy,
He's fast as fuck, he loves it here,
He gets the ball and we will cheer,
Nedum Onuoha, City through and through.

There is a man from Zimbabwe, Benji, Benji,
He scored a goal on derby day, Benji, Benji,
He came from Portsmouth with a grin,
The offside king is off again,
Super Benji, loves to crack a smile.

The Dj that we play right back, Micah, Micah,
The pornstar who empties his sack, Micah, Micah,
He looks a lot like Mr T,
He'll have your wife on your settee,
Micah Richards, big man at the back.

 

[Sgoater]

The Robinho one is quality, we have to get it going !

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

i sir,will buy you a pint!!!

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Last one... for now. :)

Where the fucking hell is he? Glauber, Glauber,
He's never played for Man City, Glauber, Glauber,
Panic buy by Mr Hughes?
He really wanted Santa Cruz,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck are you?

 

[masterwig]

He sells the pies in the canteen, Berti, Berti
On the pitch we've never seen Berti, Berti,
He's only here to mow the pitch,
And now he's also Dunney's woman,
Glauber Berti, where the fuck's he gone?

 

[Pollerz]

He plays in front of the back 4, de jong de jong
Hes big, hes fast, hes fukin strong, de jong de jong
We bought him from that hamburg place
He'll get right in your fuckin face
Nigel de jong citys 34

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na na na na na na na na na na na na

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

When he's fit, he's fucking good, Johno, Johno,
That's when he's not in the pub, Johno, Johno,
He got compared to Colin Bell,
He will be class, 'cause we can tell,
Michael Johnson, get out the bloody clubs!

He's better than Gael Clichy, Bridgey, Bridgey,
Came from feeder club Chelsea, Bridgey, Bridgey,
Plays for England at left back,
He can defend, he can attack,
Wayno Bridgey, better than Ashley Cole.