Songs to the Torres tune

[KingRuben]

The one Hughesy loves to play, Vassell Vassell Hed try to run the ball all day Vassell Vassell But when hes benched he doesnt moan for this the lad deserves a song Darius Vassell,is really really shit . Il fetch my coat ;)

 

[jwm92]

his right foot shot is powerful, blumer,blumer
his goals are fucking wonderful, blumer, blumer
he came all the way from brazil
with his silky samba skills
elano blumer, citys samba boy

 

[SS111]

Absolute quality, these are songs we need to ge tthe atmosphere where it should be at COMS. The only problem we have with the likes of other clubs is getting them started.

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

Still singing the Tevez one then I see?

Shame but ah well.

 

[southstand117]

I've noticed recently, especially against Stoke that us City fans seem to like songs to the tune of the Torres song but I think they could be more City related rather than the Tevez, Rooney one's, so i've came up with a few for some of our players:

He came to play for Man City, Robby, Robby,
He cost the british record fee, Robby, Robby,
The samba boy, with all the flicks,
He scores the goals and does the tricks,
Super Robby, City's samba boy.

The Irishman, who's big and hard, Dunney, Dunney,
He likes own goals and like red cards, Dunney, Dunney,
Our centre-half is fucking class,
He'll put you on your fucking arse,
Dunney Monster's coming after you.

The man's built like a brick shithouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
He makes Heskey look like a mouse, Big Phil, Big Phil,
His national team is Ecuador,
Give him the ball and he will score,
Big Caicedo, City's new monster.

He's big, he's tough, he's bald, he's quick, Vinny, Vinny,
He's got a fucking massive dick, Vinny, Vinny,
At centre back or centre mid,
He only cost 6 million quid,
Vincent Komp'ny will fucking murder you.

The little man on our wing, Shauny, Shauny,
He'll make the fucking red scum sing, Shauny, Shauny,
He came through our acadamy,
We made 10 mil out of Chelsea,
Shaun Wright-Phillips, City's favourite son.

The Argentine who's fucking tough, Pablo, Pablo,
He thinks Rooney's a fucking poof, Pablo, Pablo,
Midfield or at the back,
Give him the ball, he'll have a crack,
Zabaleta, he'll break your fucking legs.

Our new welshman, who plays up front, Bellers, Bellers,
The one we used to call a ****, Bellers, Bellers,
He can tackle, he can jump,
He run's around like Forest Gump,
Craig Bellamy, Paul Dickov with skill.

Headless chicken for City, Gelson, Gelson,
He has a lot of energy, Gelson, Gelson,
The substitute who's pretty shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Fernandes, we hope he turns out good.

Yes I was bored before you ask, and just thought if we like the tune so bad we should sing songs about our own players.

Let me know what you think.

Any one in the south stand fancy giving these a whirl tonight..

 

[Grand Master Ram Rod]

I'll see if I have the balls tonight! :)