Songs we no longer sing.

[GaudinoMotors]

championies championies oway oway oway

 

[183sash]

Moss side , moss side concrete jungle where the n.... n.... hide.
He's bald he's bent his Arse is up for rent ( insert name)
He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground ( insert name)
Ryan giggs Ryan giggs takes it up the ring ,RG,RG makes your ring piece sting , Bung him in a taxi , he takes it up the jacksy ,his heads in bits he won't feel girls tits,oh it's a farce , he only takes it up the Arse , RG,RG,RG
- City didn't really do PC back in the day !

 

[Blue Til Death]

Stanley, Stanley, where's your wife?

(to Stan Bowles whose missus had dumped him after too many birds, booze and bookies adventures).

Followed by...

She's here, she's there, she's every fookin where Stanley's wife.

I was there for that game, fair play to Stan though, he walked up to the Kippax and just shrugged his shoulders...

 

[Cellarite]

I think around 1968/69 playing Liverpool at home to the tune of Excerpt From A Teenage Opera (fellow older Blues will remember) :

Roger Hunt, Roger Hunt,
Is it true what people say
You are a c--t
Wo wo woah

That's me fucked, workwise for the day. I've youtubed "Excerpt from a teenage opera" scanned the words, instant messaged a mate to tell him and am sat here pissing myself laughing.

I'll tell my boss that it's your fault.

 

[Deepest Blue]

I was there for that game, fair play to Stan though, he walked up to the Kippax and just shrugged his shoulders...

Yeah he took it in good heart but we sang it too much and eventually he got pissed off with it.

 

[Cellarite]

A strange song that came from nowhere at Goodison in the early 90s, before promptly disappearing.

Do you take it up the arse Mrs Southall?
It weighs more than a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey
And it spits when you rub it up and down

I'm in tears laughing here. What was the tune?

 

[xgorton]

That's me fucked, workwise for the day. I've youtubed "Excerpt from a teenage opera" scanned the words, instant messaged a mate to tell him and am sat here pissing myself laughing.

I'll tell my boss that it's your fault.

Same tune but in 67/68 season I remember singing Joe Mercer Joe Mercer is it true what people say we're going to win the football league.

 

[Deleted member 58678]

championies championies oway oway oway

That's got to be one of my least favourite chants. It just reminds me of United in the 90s, nobody ever sang it before them then. Stupid bastards mispronouncing the Spanish Campiones.

Much prefer "We are the Champions, Champions of England"

I wish "Champ-fucking-onies" was consigned to the dustbin-ionies for the rest of time!

 

[Deleted member 58678]

This is up there with "Ooaahh Balotelli" as our best chant of the last few decades but we never sing it, God knows why?!

"You told everybody that we were friends, this is where the friendship ends,
aahha woahoh, gonna get along without you now
aahha woahoh, gonna get along without you now"

 

[Blue Feather]

Should definitely resurrect many of these with new lyrics. Would have a right party at most away games