Sophie Dahl's new cooking show.

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Right firstly I would all day long...

But the girl is like an unstoppable shit talking machine. She's trying to make things sound sexy or homely and failing miserably

(Sexy voice holding a lump of mozzerella.) "It's like the fat bit on someones arm."

She also thinks Michelle Obama and Madonna would be great at making fudge... no explanation why she just moved onto her next point.

 

[BimboBob]

Saw her on the one show and boy was she annoying.Big fuck off eyes covered in slap.She looked far better when she had a bit of weight on her.Even my missus said she was great looking then.

Missed the other show...was cooking at the time.