Speedo's are they still fashionable....?

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Always wear my sky blue city speedo swimmers on beach on holiday. am over 50 with a stomach. They are comfortable but am worried they could now be a fashion faux pas ? Thoughts ? Holidays in next month so no time to get toned!
 
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no,he wears city sky blue peedos.

whilst holidaying in the south of France with my family ,having fun by the poolside I was told my shorts(just above the knee) were not allowed in the pool area as they were unhygienic ,I would have to leave OR buy some appropriate swimwear ,off I went to buy some appropriate apparel and returned to the horror of my family in the skimpiest ,tight , bollox crushing speedo shorts I could fit into , they were that tight the actually pushed my penis and testicles inside my body ,I had to go to the patisserie get a baguette cut it in half and force it down my shorts(for the ladys ) ,I must admit after a day or two I lost my Englishness and was as gay as a gay Parisian for the remainder of my holidays, every morning I would wonder down to the shops speedos and flipflops and a couple of french sticks under my arm ,however I have never wore them whilst swimming in England
 
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no,he wears city sky blue peedos.

whilst holidaying in the south of France with my family ,having fun by the poolside I was told my shorts(just above the knee) were not allowed in the pool area as they were unhygienic ,I would have to leave OR buy some appropriate swimwear ,off I went to buy some appropriate apparel and returned to the horror of my family in the skimpiest ,tight , bollox crushing speedo shorts I could fit into , they were that tight the actually pushed my penis and testicles inside my body ,I had to go to the patisserie get a baguette cut it in half and force it down my shorts(for the ladys ) ,I must admit after a day or two I lost my Englishness and was as gay as a gay Parisian for the remainder of my holidays, every morning I would wonder down to the shops speedos and flipflops and a couple of french sticks under my arm ,however I have never wore them whilst swimming in England

Nice story but, après swim, WTF use to women (or anyone else) is a wet-through half-baguette?
 
Always wear my sky blue city speedo swimmers on beach on holiday. am over 50 with a stomach. They are comfortable but am worried they could now be a fashion faux pas ? Thoughts ? Holidays in next month so no time to get toned!
The way I see it mate is once you're over 50 you've earned the right to look shit and wear unfashionable clobber. Any bloke that age with a six pack or dressed like a 20 yr old is probably a nonce.
 

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