Spiders

[purplenose]

You massive bunch of big girls blouses.

Having said that I travelled in South East Asia and had to remove a large one from a bungalow where three blokes all big hard Millwall fans were staying all of which had vacated screaming like three Coronation st Seans.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Im scared of them too. Nothing should need 8 legs, everything else manages on 2 or 4. The other 4 are there to put the shits up people and make them scary amd weird as fuck

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bunch of soft cunts. Try living somewhere with snakes and scorpions lurking under your bed.

 

[TINY]

Had one in the bedroom that was too big to stick a pint glass around it! Never kill them, always move them, they do a lot of good

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Bunch of soft cunts. Try living somewhere with snakes and scorpions lurking under your bed.

You have scorpions in Gorton?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You have scorpions in Gorton?

Of course

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Bunch of soft cunts. Try living somewhere with snakes and scorpions lurking under your bed.

Merseyside?

 

[mexico1970]

In 20 years time anyone who kills spiders or insects will be locked up for murder :)

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Amongst the Worlds most venomus Spiders are the Brazilian Wandering Spider (TOP PHOTO) ..... and the Male Sydney Funnel Web spider of Australia (BOTTOM PHOTO ), a spider which apparently can kill in 15 minutes .... thank f*ck we don't have any of those running around in Manchester!

The Australian Redback Spider is also highly venomous and well worth a mention.

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I haven’t validated it, but I was speaking with a work colleague the other day who lives in Perth, and he was telling me nobody had died from a Spider bite in Aus for 40 years. This subject came up, as he’d just been bitten by a red back 4 times. He lives on a farm, and didn’t even bother going to a doctor.

Doesn’t make them any less ‘scary’, but pretty sure lots more people die of bee stings in the Uk than spider bites in Oz.

 

[mcfc_ms]

Got a big one in our garden at the moment. Made a very impressive web just off the back of the house. Watched a wasp get stuck in the web yesterday and the spider come running down for a fight with it. Both beating the shit out of each other. I was in full support of the spider cos wasps are horrible bastards, but unfortunately the wasp got away in the end.