Splashing cyclistst

Tuearts right boot said:
Riding around the lanes of Cheshire looking like Mr Motivator causing chaos.
3 of them,riding 3 abreast and the outside guy actually waved me past...thanks a fucking lot mate,really appreciate that....twat.

Is that even legal ?<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:58 pm --<br /><br />
SWP's back said:
Challenger1978 said:
SWP's back said:
We need a womans view.

No need to women like being chauffeur driven all over the place. Instead of taking public transport or getting a piggie on the back of a push bike when they go shopping.
Well that's that then.

Its fucking true though lol
 
SWP's back said:
Scottyboi said:
I cycle to work and have a big fuck off chain in my bag, would wrap that round your head if you splashed me.
I will be back driving soon but i have enjoyed cycling!
I keep a bowie knife in the centre console. For fishing.

In my car i was armed with chisels,axes the lot all because i am a builder ;) but have we got the minerals to use them haha.
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Not feeling quite so 'Team Wiggo' today are we smart arses?! How many of these lycra clad numpties did you get today?! I drenched one off Barton Dock road. #satisfying.


Happy hunting people, fill your boots!

What a fucking prick!
 
Scottyboi said:
SWP's back said:
Scottyboi said:
I cycle to work and have a big fuck off chain in my bag, would wrap that round your head if you splashed me.
I will be back driving soon but i have enjoyed cycling!
I keep a bowie knife in the centre console. For fishing.

In my car i was armed with chisels,axes the lot all because i am a builder ;) but have we got the minerals to use them haha.
Usually, just me getting out does the trick given my size. When it doesn't I often shit it.
 
SWP's back said:
Scottyboi said:
SWP's back said:
I keep a bowie knife in the centre console. For fishing.

In my car i was armed with chisels,axes the lot all because i am a builder ;) but have we got the minerals to use them haha.
Usually, just me getting out does the trick given my size. When t doesn't I often shit it.
Pretend you have 2 personas and start barking and screaming, would work a treat haha.
 
Gelsons Dad said:
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Not feeling quite so 'Team Wiggo' today are we smart arses?! How many of these lycra clad numpties did you get today?! I drenched one off Barton Dock road. #satisfying.


Happy hunting people, fill your boots!

What a fucking prick!

Have you only just noticed!
 
Gelsons Dad said:
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Not feeling quite so 'Team Wiggo' today are we smart arses?! How many of these lycra clad numpties did you get today?! I drenched one off Barton Dock road. #satisfying.


Happy hunting people, fill your boots!

What a fucking prick!

+1 and to end it with a hash tag like he is on twitter-The fooking knob!
 
i do have to hold my hands up here, 2 cyclists 1 granny on
walking sticks 3 girls pushing prams and i did have to turn
around on bank street and get 2 joggers made my day.
 
Beautiful cycle commute into work today in the sunshine.

Great riding past all the fat men sitting behind the wheels of their beloved cars in traffic jams looking like a mass beaching of whales.

By the way, why do the same fat men in the same cars sitting in the same traffic jams every single day often have their sat navs turned on?
 
urmston said:
Beautiful cycle commute into work today in the sunshine.

Great riding past all the fat men sitting behind the wheels of their beloved cars in traffic jams looking like a mass beaching of whales.

By the way, why do the same fat men in the same cars sitting in the same traffic jams every single day often have their sat navs turned on?
Because they can
 
urmston said:
I might paint the name Warrior on my bike and get some silly patterns of LED front lights.

That'd look dead cool.
I may wear Lycra in my car and have arms like pipe cleaners.

Awesome
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.


I would imagine I'm physically fitter than 90% on here. I object to the idiots and their selfish ways and foul mouths. I know you're not all like that but I can only comment on the ones I encountered who very much fit into the 'weirdy beardy' bracket.

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Why would anyone want to splash a person going along minding their own business and enjoying in a hobby they invested in? Plus all that water and mud could damage a bike. What feels good about being a coward who drives off after causing another person discomfort? Exposes a great deal about your personality and how you are horrible person. What next scratching cars better than yours?
 
didactic said:
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
BooksReject said:
Pointless thread that could have only been posted by an overweight, out of condition, diabetes/heart attack-in-waiting couch potato.

Don't feel threatened, get a bike and try it. Not all cyclists are mentalists on wheels, some of us obey the rules and are respectful of other road users.

A man in your position, with your undoubted wealth could afford to invest in a big way too - carbon frame, Dura-Ace, clip-in's, aero helmet, the works!

Then see how you feel when some twat splashes dirty water on your shiny steed.


I would imagine I'm physically fitter than 90% on here. I object to the idiots and their selfish ways and foul mouths. I know you're not all like that but I can only comment on the ones I encountered who very much fit into the 'weirdy beardy' bracket.

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Why would anyone want to splash a person going along minding their own business and enjoying in a hobby they invested in? Plus all that water and mud could damage a bike. What feels good about being a coward who drives off after causing another person discomfort? Exposes a great deal about your personality and how you are horrible person. What next scratching cars better than yours?
He didn't, he's a wum remember.
 
SWP's back said:
He didn't, he's a wum remember.

As I cycle to work everyday I find the whole topic horrible and allowed myself to get sucked into another attention seeking thread.

*shakes head*
 
didactic said:
LittleStan said:
didactic said:
As I cycle to work everyday I find the whole topic horrible and allowed myself to get sucked into another attention seeking thread.

*shakes head*

I am starting to like you but please tell me you don't ride on the pavement.

No.

cool, I will carry on liking you for a while.

You should feel proud ;)

p.s. I accused you of being BB2.0. I unreservedly apologise fro that error.
 
There are some right sad arses on here. Im not a cyclist but I dont think it clever to splash them.

Seems like something a bully would do.
 

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