Spurious Claim to Fame

[Stoned Rose]

I had the same wedding photographer as russ abbot.

How was the atmosphere?

 

[Ant]

I went out with Tracy Book ....Tonys daughter.... knew Harry' Gregg's daughter ( Julie/ Jane) ... we met at Altringham ice rink.. is it still there ? Bought my old house of of Corey Jane .... an ex All Black ... NZ egg chaser dude..

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Einstein.
Distant.
Well not too distant.
But there’s a connection.

 

[ray21]

Went to Alan Oakes house on Christmas Day in 73, ex wife’s family were friends with them, Alan was away training with City on the day, only his wife and baby were there, the baby was Micheal who went on to play for Villa and Wolves,Alan came to our wedding reception a few months later.

 

[Blue Mist]

Went to Alan Oakes house on Christmas Day in 73, ex wife’s family were friends with them, Alan was away training with City on the day, only his wife and baby were there, the baby was Micheal who went on to play for Villa and Wolves,Alan came to our wedding reception a few months later.

Now that is a good story. Alan Oakes at your wedding ! Man, Mrs Mist would have been ignored all day as I sat and chatted to him, actually that may be why she is your ex wife ! You must be slightly older than me but Alan was one of the unsung heroes of great team.

 

[ray21]

Now that is a good story. Alan Oakes at your wedding ! Man, Mrs Mist would have been ignored all day as I sat and chatted to him, actually that may be why she is your ex wife ! You must be slightly older than me but Alan was one of the unsung heroes of great team.

Yes I’m 65,Alan’s father in law used to live in the street at the side of the house we were in at the time.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yes I’m 65,Alan’s father in law used to live in the street at the side of the house we were in at the time.

Hell you got married young ! I am 62 ! Whilst all the stars were always talked about Lee Bell Summerbee being the obvious ones, the likes of Oakes were the unsung heroes and without them the above 3 would not have been as good.

 

[Blue Mist]

I went out with Tracy Book ....Tonys daughter.... knew Harry' Gregg's daughter ( Julie/ Jane) ... we met at Altringham ice rink.. is it still there ? Bought my old house of of Corey Jane .... an ex All Black ... NZ egg chaser dude..

See my replies to @ray21 I would have gone out with her just to chat to her dad, the poor girl would have been all dressed up sat in the kitchen whilst I was trying to be all grown up talking football to her dad.

 

[stevemacca]

I did some maintenance on a hostel in south Manchester somewhere. Cant remember exactly where.
I replaced the cracked toilet that Princess Diana had a shit on a few years earlier when she visited the place on a charitable visit.

Did you keep the pan?
Must be worth a few quid on e bay
Verification certificate ?

 

[mscenterh750]

I went to school with Darron Gibson's wife and sister in law.

Did you finger them?

 

[Paladin]

I went out with Tracy Book ....Tonys daughter.... knew Harry' Gregg's daughter ( Julie/ Jane) ... we met at Altringham ice rink.. is it still there ? Bought my old house of of Corey Jane .... an ex All Black ... NZ egg chaser dude..

No, it's gone. But they've built a new one, just beside Altrincham railway station.

 

[Bogroll Streamer.]

Did you keep the pan?
Must be worth a few quid on e bay
Verification certificate ?

There was a large skid mark inside it.
No proof it was hers as she didn't autograph the Izal on the window cill.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The mother of one of my colleague's boyfriend is none other than Keren Woodward of Bananarama fame.

Note to self: must check if she's single nowadays...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

One of my mate's wives used to date Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

[york away to this!]

One of my mate's wives used to date Benedict Cumberbatch.

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

 

[DrBlueBob]

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

my bosses cousin is Qyburn in Game of Thrones.....

 

[york away to this!]

The family tree on my mother's side goes back to a cousin of and therefore I suppose across to Lord Nelson. I think this was something that folk did in the Victorian times, though you never do know. There is no record of his fingering antics...

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Did you finger them?

Nope. They were all attractive girls though.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Was he digitally dexterous? The only question on everyone's lips...

Bastard! You made me research both Cumberbatch and Dr Strange thinking there was a sorceror supreme reference I was missing!

Then I remembered the last few pages...

“By the Eye of Agamotto, I summon the power of digital dexterity!!!”