Stay Classy Cashley

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Disclaimer: this was posted on a mates facebook and his hottie mate slagged cole of something rotten so i took the dive.
I won't post the link as we don't want that shithouse paper getting hits from us blues.

"The love-rat pulled a pair of Playboy twins, choosing one for a romp after getting them to PARADE for him.

Four days later, Cole, 30, picked up one of singer Rihanna's backing dancers.

And all the time the Chelsea star is STILL being linked to ex-wife Cheryl.

Cole warmed up with flame-haired 32DD sisters Carla and Melissa Howe, 21. He met them last Saturday at London's swanky Jet Black Club.

On Tuesday, they were asked to parade outside their home in front of Cole's driver — the "winner" being chosen as Cole's conquest for the night.


Melissa, of Slough, Berks, was selected and driven off in the star's powerful blacked-out Audi A8.

She was taken to Godalming, Surrey, to the home Cole once shared with Girl's Aloud singer Cheryl, 28. It is not known if he was in the car.

Cole is now said to be "smitten" and they plan to meet again.

A pal of Melissa said: "The way she was chosen was sick, but she says she had a really great time with Ashley.

She's obviously starry-eyed now and is hoping a relationship develops. He's told her it's no problem for them to see one another again. Cheryl didn't come into it."

Cole left Rihanna's O2 gig with one of her backing singers on Thursday night.

He made a beeline for the blonde after seeing her by the VIP entrance. After a short chat, he planted an awkward kiss on her cheek.

He then asked a male aide: "What's her background? She's not a bar girl, is she?"

His assistant told him she was a backing dancer after which Cole whisked her away. She was thought to be in her 20s.

Claire Jeive, 23, who was at the gig with pals, said: "We saw Cole after the show and asked for an autograph.

"He seemed happy to do it but then this blonde caught his eye. He walked straight over to her.

"When he found out she was a dancer, he escorted her to his chauffeur-driven car, and off they went."

While Cole was enjoying his night, former X Factor judge Cheryl was house-hunting in Los Angeles.

She tweeted: "Team work makes the Dream work.. ;-)". "


It does make me a little bit depressed for mankind reading this shit, not that the girl helped the cause by allowing it.

Am i wrong to want to smash some decency into his face ? i hope to the high heavens that he fucks of to russia.
 
If a genie gave me 3 wishes, one of them would be to spend the night with Cheryl Cole even though cashley's been there. I'd do the lot with her, rimming, fisting, tromboning and teabagging. Everything.
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
If a genie gave me 3 wishes, one of them would be to spend the night with Cheryl Cole even though cashley's been there. I'd do the lot with her, rimming, fisting, tromboning and teabagging. Everything.

Sorry, but...tromboning?
 
Lets face it, he's only doing what a load of other blokes would do, if they had that money and fame. Hell, I'd probably have a poontang bender every night if that was me.
 
quiet_riot said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
If a genie gave me 3 wishes, one of them would be to spend the night with Cheryl Cole even though cashley's been there. I'd do the lot with her, rimming, fisting, tromboning and teabagging. Everything.

Sorry, but...tromboning?

hahaha thats been posted on here before.......................

somat like the bird gives ya arsehole a good lick whilst giving you a reach around hence like playing a trombone............

(not from personal experience that is)
 
Unknown_Genius said:
Lets face it, he's only doing what a load of other blokes would do, if they had that money and fame. Hell, I'd probably have a poontang bender every night if that was me.


Oh yeah id like the attention of the ladies but i wouldn't give a shit if she worked in a chippy or was some super model, if i liked the looks of her and she liked me then game on. Asking someone to find out if she is just bar staff is just, well "so cashley"

No way would i have them paraded around also like clothes in a shop window. The girls should have some self respect also, fucking slappers with a clout like a basketball hoop probably.
 
bammy blue said:
quiet_riot said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
If a genie gave me 3 wishes, one of them would be to spend the night with Cheryl Cole even though cashley's been there. I'd do the lot with her, rimming, fisting, tromboning and teabagging. Everything.

Sorry, but...tromboning?

hahaha thats been posted on here before.......................

somat like the bird gives ya arsehole a good lick whilst giving you a reach around hence like playing a trombone............

(not from personal experience that is)

I see...thanks (I think)
 

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