Storm Doris

[purplenose]

Anyone getting battered yet?

Here in tropical South Cheshire its just pissing down no wind yet.

Met next doors cat on the stairs before and asked it if it wanted me to let it out and it told me to fuck off so somethings coming.

 

[stony]

It was windy as fuck last night, didn't sleep a fucking wink.

 

[purplenose]

It was windy as fuck last night, didn't sleep a fucking wink.

Same down here but very still so far tonight, yet we are supposed to get the worst of the wind.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It was windy as fuck last night, didn't sleep for having a fucking wank.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I just saw a plastic bag float over my garden wall.

 

[BimboBob]

Just heard a bin lid slam shut.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Love the name Doris. Always reminds me of a time when a Westminster wag nicknamed Ann Widdecombe 'Doris Karloff'.

 

[andyhinch]

I just saw a plastic rag float over my garden wall.

Should have shot the ****.

 

[rickmcfc]

This will most probably be another over hyped event. It will be a bit blustery.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Have the Met offered cyanide pills yet !