Strange facts about the ground

Takes all sorts doesn't it! Walks into the ladies and tries to blame it on the ground lay out!

But then creates a thread about it! Really!
 
I had to use the ladies' bogs in Nice train station due to an unannounced bout of the shits. The gents was engaged so it was either that or shit myself. Pretty worrying when I heard someone come in but hid for a while until they left.
 
cheddar404 said:
I had to use the ladies' bogs in Nice train station due to an unannounced bout of the shits. The gents was engaged so it was either that or shit myself. Pretty worrying when I heard someone come in but hid for a while until they left.
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The dress you were wearing helped.
 
scousemanc said:
When I go, at the back of block 201 I have to unzip my motorbike overtrousers, then unbutton my jeans, then find the opening in the leggings and finally the gap in my underpants. The problem is, all the openings are not aligned so it takes a while. Sometimes I worry that people think I'm deliberately hanging around, but I'm not
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That's impressive planning.
 
Just wear a dress next time, nobody gives a flying fk then and if you are questioned take the club to court for zillions !
 
scousemanc said:
When I go, at the back of block 201 I have to unzip my motorbike overtrousers, then unbutton my jeans, then find the opening in the leggings and finally the gap in my underpants. The problem is, all the openings are not aligned so it takes a while. Sometimes I worry that people think I'm deliberately hanging around, but I'm not
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I believe large parts of the ground are haunted. We all know that smoking is strictly prohibited in all areas, but walk around the concourses, and you'll often detect the aroma of tobacco smoke - especially in the toilets. My guess is that a tobacco warehouse used to stand on the ground, and several chain smoking workers met with untimely deaths.
 
scousemanc said:
When I go, at the back of block 201 I have to unzip my motorbike overtrousers, then unbutton my jeans, then find the opening in the leggings and finally the gap in my underpants. The problem is, all the openings are not aligned so it takes a while. Sometimes I worry that people think I'm deliberately hanging around, but I'm not
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"It's fun to stay at the YMCA"
 
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