Strange/Indirect claims to fame

Malcolm Roberts (google him) gave me a pair of orange loon pants
I went to school with Ian Wilson of Sad Cafe
My sister went out with Geoff Clarke (ex City CH)
I keep bumping into Terry Christian in Bramhall (twat)
 
denislawsbackheel said:
I keep bumping into Terry Christian in Bramhall (twat)
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You clearly aren't bumping into him hard enough.

Can you try with your car next time?
 
My great grandad Jim Colins was Assistant, equipment maker, stooge, manager and bodyguard etc to Harry Houdini and can be seen here <a class="postlink" href="http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPpPRz6eDQ</a> getting the great man ready for a stunt. Amazing to see a chap I never new making history on youtube!
 
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!
 
Martin Keown walked past me last week whilst I was stood at pizza van in Gloucester Green Market in Oxford.

It's a moment that will stay with me for a very long time because the pizza was delicious and at £3.99 plus a pepsi, down here that's a fucking bargain.
 
bluemooninho said:
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!
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You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.
 
once escorted Jane Seymour around town early morning, she wanted to walk her dogs, I got the call to assist.
lovely women and fit, she is a black belt so who was escorting who...

my wifes mum is cousin to Billy Bonds - ex west ham.
 
Joanna Lumley once stopped and helped my Mrs lift our sons pushchair up onto the curb. With me on one side and Joanna Lumley on the other.
Christ......... .
"Technically a 3some"......

So by default can I claim to have had a 3some with my Mrs and Joanna Lumley....?
 
bluezi said:
Joanna Lumley once stopped and helped my Mrs lift our sons pushchair up onto the curb. With me on one side and Joanna Lumley on the other.
Christ......... .
"Technically a 3some"......

So by default can I claim to have had a 3some with my Mrs and Joanna Lumley....?
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Or you coulda lifted the pushchair yourself? You lazy git.


Unless you're disabled, obviously.
Then you're a lazy, disabled git.
;-)
 
Phil Oakey of the Human League once asked me if i could change a quid for 2 fifty pence pieces for the fag machine in a night club in Sheffield , unfortunately i couldnt but i offered him a couple of fags for acknowledging my existence , seemed a decent bloke
 
york away to this! said:
My family tree on mum's side goes back to some bloke "cousin of Horatio Nelson"
I did one of those both step step to one side, then the other, then the other thing with some swarthy looking chap approaching me on the footpath on bridge street. it was ronaldo
A stone roses brother was in my class
I was taught the facts of life by an ITV weatherman
I had a small article on me in the Sun when I was born
I once won the star prize in the primary school fete tombola two years on the bounce (a red plastic record player one year and a cuttlery set the next)
A nurse on my mum's ward a couple of years ago asked if I was Lee Sharp
People used to say I looked like Vanilla Ice (oh the shame...)

dead famous by proxy, me...
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Are you haunted by this post in light of todays news?
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BimboBob said:
bluemooninho said:
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!
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You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.
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TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.
 
speccybob 8 said:
BimboBob said:
bluemooninho said:
Once punched Rick Waller square on the nose for trying to push past a lady in the line to a club.

He tried to just push in because he was 'famous'. When the lady in front of me challenged him, he told her to go fuck herself. I jumped in, he tried to act hard so I flattened his face. Standard!
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You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.
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TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.
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LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.
 
bluemooninho said:
speccybob 8 said:
BimboBob said:
You're just a bully. And probably fatist. Half this board despise you.
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TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.
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LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.
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Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
 
BimboBob said:
bluemooninho said:
speccybob 8 said:
TBH I'll put money on Waller being fattest.
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LOL, the guys a complete fannydribble! Fair play though, he took the punch, shut up and got out of the line.

I very very rarely resort to fighting but when a guy is just bullying a woman because he is 'famous' and then abusing her, Im not going to stand there.
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Fatism affects most of the people on this board, not me as I'm buffed to the max, THE FUCKING MAX, but most of the others. Punching him on the nose due to him being a wobble bottom is fatism pure and simple my friend and as such punishable by law. Probably. Actually maybe not but it fucking should be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kcYv2L3cx8[/youtube]
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I agree Bimbo there's no excuse for smacking the lard arse on the nose.
I do believe he should have gone down the same route as myself when confronted by a so called celebrity.
I asked Peter Andre to move away from a bar so I could get served, to which he replied "Do you know who I am" Obviously I could have punched him on the nose, but thought no talking is better than fighting. I quickly replied that I knew who he was and I was shocked how small he was and that he appeared taller on the telly. With no comeback he sloped off and no punches thrown just because he was on the small side. I'm sure the vertically challenged members on here would have been equally outraged as the lard arses if I'd bent down and smacked the midget on the nose.

There's just no respect for people these days
 
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