strange phrases? what do they mean?

[ConnorMCFC]

for example "bobs your uncle"? who is bob?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

He's your Uncle.

 

[toby]

what about there is more than one way to choke a pig with butter ??????

or

If you catch a weasel asleep piss in its ear ???????????????? whats that about

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

what about there is more than one way to choke a pig with butter ??????

or

If you catch a weasel asleep piss in its ear ???????????????? whats that about

Where the hell have you heard them?? Mad as a bottle of chips!

 

[binzy m.cf.c]

re; answer to the pig & weasel posts..... try www.animalabuse.com.... sure all your answers will be found on there..... Ahem!! so i am led to believe

 

[toby]

re; answer to the pig & weasel posts..... try http://www.animalabuse.com.... sure all your answers will be found on there..... Ahem!! so i am led to believe

lol I dont think I will clicking on that link thanks they are very old sayings have you never heard of them ?

 

[BornBlueDieBlue]

As thick as an elephants foreskin.

 

[ConnorMCFC]

As thick as an elephants foreskin.

PMSL

happy as larry?

who is larry?

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

As thick as an elephants foreskin.

PMSL

happy as larry?

who is larry?

Larry Riley?

 

[toby]

if you dont know where your going any road will get you there