purplenose
Well-Known Member
On another thread I may have mentioned the biblical storms we had down here in South Cheshire (worringly close to Wales), indeed last night had to be amongst the best if not the best I have seen outside the far east. We had several strikes fairly close by, one spectacular explosion in particular that sounded like 2 massive bangs was very close......
Why did this happen? God was angry, very angry, and he knew that the Talbot arms was a den of evil, for it is owned by rags and frequented by rags, worse still there is an equal at least amount of red scouse infesting the place most hours of the day. A putrid place if either are playing.
This morning I received the joyous tidings that the good lord had seen enough dark practice, and enough heathens entering this red soddom and gomorrah that last night his patience ran out and amongst the many thunderbolts he cast down from the heavens on this little town, he made sure one hit the Talbot and fucked the electrics right up meaning the place is closed until they can re wire it. The good lord also made a hole in the roof of the Malbank round the corner through which poured much water and they had to evacuate the place, The Malbank is home to some red scouse of the very worst kind.
Why did this happen? God was angry, very angry, and he knew that the Talbot arms was a den of evil, for it is owned by rags and frequented by rags, worse still there is an equal at least amount of red scouse infesting the place most hours of the day. A putrid place if either are playing.
This morning I received the joyous tidings that the good lord had seen enough dark practice, and enough heathens entering this red soddom and gomorrah that last night his patience ran out and amongst the many thunderbolts he cast down from the heavens on this little town, he made sure one hit the Talbot and fucked the electrics right up meaning the place is closed until they can re wire it. The good lord also made a hole in the roof of the Malbank round the corner through which poured much water and they had to evacuate the place, The Malbank is home to some red scouse of the very worst kind.