Stubbing Your Toe

The Fat el Hombre

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Just creamed mine against the edge of the door. I think the worst bit isn't the actual pain or the initial stubbing, it's the half a second after the stubbing and before the pain kicks in. It's cos you know that the immense pain is coming, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
 
Once you've done it a couple of times, trust me you WILL remember to wear some type of footwear! Between that and giving the funny bone a wallop. Why the fuck do people call it the 'funny' bone? Ain't bloody funny when you hit it!
 
jimharri said:
Once you've done it a couple of times, trust me you WILL remember to wear some type of footwear! Between that and giving the funny bone a wallop. Why the fuck do people call it the 'funny' bone? Ain't bloody funny when you hit it!

It is to other people though.
 
Well done, voodoo. You've just summarised the whole 'stubbing of the toe' in one post.

I particularly enjoyed: "it's the half a second after the stubbing and before the pain kicks in. It's cos you know that the immense pain is coming, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it"
 
I like it.

I like being kicked in the balls too.

or hitting my knee against something.

Yes the pain is unbearable but as the pain decreases a slight euphoria takes over and leaves you all cold, it's quite a feeling.
 

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