"Stupendous!"

Maybe the captain is, too. All that need to walk around his garden hundreds of times. Typical coked-up behaviour…
Has anyone seen him actually doing all those laps? Could it be, your honour, that he only did a few laps, one in the mid morning sun, one just after dinner and one as the sun was setting, put them on a tic-toc style loop video and fooled us all? Nobody thought to question it at the time because they were all too busy throwing money at the NHS to bail out the government and writing birthday cards, not for the Captain, but for the village hall near where he lives who now have more Hallmarks fare than they know what to do with.
 
Has anyone seen him actually doing all those laps? Could it be, your honour, that he only did a few laps, one in the mid morning sun, one just after dinner and one as the sun was setting, put them on a tic-toc style loop video and fooled us all? Nobody thought to question it at the time because they were all too busy throwing money at the NHS to bail out the government and writing birthday cards, not for the Captain, but for the village hall near where he lives who now have more Hallmarks fare than they know what to do with.
Fuck I never thought of that, I'm gonna demand proof of every lap or demand me £20 back :-)
 
Fuck I never thought of that, I'm gonna demand proof of every lap or demand me £20 back :-)
As you can see by the time of my post, this thought / theory has been keeping me awake at night. I’m not sure how I feel about being the one to uncover the scam. Maybe somethings are best left unsaid but the genie is out of the bottle now.
 
As you can see by the time of my post, this thought / theory has been keeping me awake at night. I’m not sure how I feel about being the one to uncover the scam. Maybe somethings are best left unsaid but the genie is out of the bottle now.
Its outta the bottle but not granting any wishes ...... Mind you, if the dippers don't win the league, it will have granted me at least one :-)
 
Defo quinn,tyler has the louder voice and Quinn is more in the background,it is Quinn i am telling you,i iexpect Tyler tries to claim it is him

I bet the cat on it

if I lose i need a new cat anyway because silva will be redundant with Dave leaving ,i need a boy cat called Eddie
 
Defo quinn,tyler has the louder voice and Quinn is more in the background,it is Quinn i am telling you,i iexpect Tyler tries to claim it is him

I bet the cat on it

if I lose i need a new cat anyway because silva will be redundant with Dave leaving ,i need a boy cat called Eddie
Or Kylian
 
Defo quinn,tyler has the louder voice and Quinn is more in the background,it is Quinn i am telling you,i iexpect Tyler tries to claim it is him

I bet the cat on it

if I lose i need a new cat anyway because silva will be redundant with Dave leaving ,i need a boy cat called Eddie
But what if Tyler was running out of breath and sounded like it was more in the background as a last rubber stamped word on his commentary for the goal?!
 

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