"Stupendous!"

The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.
 
Asked Tyler on the concourse at the Etihad he said that he doesnt remember for sure but hed been asked so many times that he asked the Sky producer to check and it was him ie Tyler
 
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Muffin. And anyone who says otherwise is a wrong ’un.
 
Cellarite said:
The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.
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Now that's really disturbing. How the fuck do you know all that about me?
 
Claytop said:
It’s Tyler, always been Tyler, always will be Tyler.
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It's part of the the sentence Tyler is saying
Are people saying Quinn randomly interjects with 'Stupendous'? I'm baffled as to how anyone would think it wasn't Tyler. I'm therefore assuming its a wind up, like voting for Brexit, Reform, Trump, etc.
 
Cellarite said:
The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.
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This might be my favourite ever post on Bluemoon.
Well played.
 
Cellarite said:
The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.
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Agree with all that - some crackers in there.
Also add people who photograph their food and think others are remotely interested. Oh and people who take celebration balloons to restaurants.

He's still a druggy cheat though!
 
Cellarite said:
The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat
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Have to stop you there. It’s heels and faces…
 
Cellarite said:
The type of people who think it was Tyler are the same thundercunts who don’t acknowledge you when you give way to them whilst driving. Who’ll correct you mid-sentence if you say something like “less” instead of “fewer”. The type of people who will spend time on their mobile phones in the cinema. These are people who still call Diego Maradona a druggy cheat. They’ll spend time on the Oasis thread telling everyone how simple their songs are and that anyone could play them. The type of people who say “Can I get…” at a food counter. The bastards will get served before you at the bar despite knowing full well that they were there after you. If you ask them if they prefer Chinese or Indian food, they’ll say “Mexican”. Probably Star Wars geeks who don’t mind sky blue shorts on a City home kit. They certainly won’t “Poznan”. They enjoy WWE a little too much for their age and say “heels and turns” instead of “goodies and baddies”. Sat there in a corner of a boozer nursing a pint of Wizard’s Monkey Spunk, tutting and rolling their eyes at anyone who asks for a pint of Cruzcampo.
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Knobheads who form a queue in a pub..
 
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