Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

Bottled beer that have hardly any beer in them.

 

[bluemcr]

People who get on a packed out tram wearing a backpack and they don't take it off

 

[BrianW]

People who go on about how wonderful grammar schools are.
I went to a grammar school and it was fucking shite. Like a mental asylum where the inmates were allowed to teach as a therapy.

 

[mikemcfc]

when your first two darts hit a 1, so you drop to the 19's and hit a 3.

 

[Bill the Blue]

when your first two darts hit a 1, so you drop to the 19's and hit a 3.

Did i see you on Bullseye..?

Sure it was you..!

Haha..!

 

[NorCalBlue]

Poor grammar in adverts.

Rightmove; “Find your happy”.
Apple; “Think different”.
Subway; “East fresh”.
Mercedes-Benz’s; “More power, more style, more technology, less doors”.
Toyota; “Start your impossible”.
Deliveroo; “Eat your amazing”.

Not quite the same thing, but I did see a funny sign in a restaurant that was trying to extend the idea of "No shirt, no shoes, no service", but hadn't been thought through very carefully. The sign read "No shirt, no shoes, no pets, no service".

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

modern washing machines with stupid stupid amount of buttons doing every wash possible except just "bang it all in and dont shrink anything"

 

[Double R]

"Cool, calm collected"
Who the hell started saying this. Now everyone says it. Shove it!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those jobsworths in their little cars at roadworks...." Follow me, do not overtake " like we have a choice either way.

 

[crazyg]

People who go on about how wonderful grammar schools are.
I went to a grammar school and it was fucking shite. Like a mental asylum where the inmates were allowed to teach as a therapy.

I went to a grammar school. Why do you think I have this user name?