Stupid little things that bug you

Bluemoon115

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People who bend the corners of pages in books.

When I am elected supreme leader this will attract the death penalty, along with paedophilia and riding bikes on pavements.
I do this to my own books, but wouldn't dream of doing it to someone else's, or a library book. Would I get a more lenient sentence?
 

TheRemainsOfTheDave

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Being put on hold to a call centre and the hold music stopping every 30 seconds, and you think you're through, only to play an automated voice telling you something pointless over and over again. "Hello .. hello, oh f... off".

Then, eventually, the call handler not giving you more than a nanosecond to take the phone off speaker. "Hello ... hello ...".
 

Psychedelic Casual

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My Mrs, and I am not making this up, says she, can smell it when it's about to rain.

Spoiler. She can't. Fucking head case. But don't tell her I said that. As she is a Fife woman and they take no prisoners.
You smell it when it’s about to rain. You can feel it n’all. Their smells and feels different just before the rain comes.
 

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