Stupid little things that bug you

[Adebayor's Skidmarks]

Trying to decipher a set of symbols from people in newspaper comment sections who go to extraordinary lengths to get their offensive remark past moderation.

 

[Double R]

"Join us later in the show to find out how the renovation got on". Piss off, just tell me now. Its a ploy to make us watch the whole show.

"Comming up on today's show" Im already watching it, no need to hook me in with a trailer that gives the whole thing away.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That advert with Eamon Holmes and his wife ( not the one flogging equity release ) where he puts his foot on a magical pain relief machine after not going out for a walk and then jumps on a tandem with his wife.( " an ideal christmas present " ) Pathetic....Finally killed off what little self esteem he ever had.

 

[Adebayor's Skidmarks]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

 

[idahoblues]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

Anyone who lives where the sun shines

 

[malg]

The Ashes.

Fucking can't pick a paper up or listen the news without this bloody abomination of a sport intruding.

 

[Barcon]

Anyone who lives where the sun shines

Tanned Tosspot.

 

[idahoblues]

Tanned Tosspot.

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

 

[Barcon]

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

If it falls off I'll give you half of mine. Plenty to go around.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

Can I borrow a hat? :-)