Stupid little things that bug you

Bill Walker

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I drove a 750cc bike around here for many years and that is the single most scary thing that I had to deal with every single day. There should be some kind of mechanism where if you forget to turn off your indicator a big massive dildo slaps you in the face a few times.
Wouldnt work, drone would leave indicator on purposely.
 

Fode N The Hole

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Wouldnt work, drone would leave indicator on purposely.

Try making it pop up from the rear...

oh never mind.


 

Protein Junkie

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Motorway down to one lane and despite signs 800m away telling us this there’s literally hundreds of cars whizzing past to push in at the top.
I want to take my pool cue out of the boot and smash every fucker that pushes in. On the other hand I should target every twat that allows them in.
Fuck I’ve got no chalk though.
 

bluealf

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Motorway down to one lane and despite signs 800m away telling us this there’s literally hundreds of cars whizzing past to push in at the top.
I want to take my pool cue out of the boot and smash every fucker that pushes in. On the other hand I should target every twat that allows them in.
Fuck I’ve got no chalk though.
I like to squeeze them as they near the end and try to force their way in, driving a truck for a living has some benefits, though the big boy artic drivers when they get super pissed off with it and then go half and half in the lanes to stop them always makes me smile.
 

Protein Junkie

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I like to squeeze them as they near the end and try to force their way in, driving a truck for a living has some benefits, though the big boy artic drivers when they get super pissed off with it and then go half and half in the lanes to stop them always makes me smile.
Sounds good to me Alf :-)
 

Cellarite

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I know it is petty but that Nottingham Forest club badge always bugs me. Since when has one tree constituted a Forest. I have an apple tree in my back garden but I don't claim to live next to Sherwood Forest. Maybe they should change their name to Nottingham Acid Rain Forest.
Do you think they should have the whole forest as a badge?
 

yerwot?

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"galleons on the manchester badge" ? Must have built all the bridges after the big ditch was finished....
 

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