Stupid little things that bug you

Stupid novelty car stickers. Shoreham is full of them on parked cars... and those England number plates.
 
bluebc said:
ADHD, if it’s a disorder why does it generally pick kids who’s mums have no teeth , live on council estates and have trampolines in their gardens ?
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Sounds like my homophobic mother who once said this about Tourettes......

"Didn't have that in my day, you were just naughty. I never heard of it until I saw that bloke on Big Brother".
 
Having to stand from Ludlow to Manchester because Transport for Wales couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
I know they couldn't help the fault on the earlier, cancelled train, but they could have got a decent replacement not a 2 car relic from the days of Isombard Kingdom Brunel.
 
I tried to buy a padlock and a fluorescent light bulb yesterday but they only sold them in packs of two (light bulbs) or 2, 3 or 4 (padlocks).
I gave up years ago trying to buy a specific drill bit or socket.
Piss takers.
 
East Level 2 said:
Having to stand from Ludlow to Manchester because Transport for Wales couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
I know they couldn't help the fault on the earlier, cancelled train, but they could have got a decent replacement not a 2 car relic from the days of Isombard Kingdom Brunel.
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I had to squeeze onto a 2 coach train at Nantwich earlier that had originated from Swansea and was heading to Manchester. Thankfully I was changing at Crewe so only had to tolerate the cattle truck conditions for 5 minutes!
 
bluebc said:
ADHD, if it’s a disorder why does it generally pick kids who’s mums have no teeth , live on council estates and have trampolines in their gardens ?
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The fact you didn’t stick around to reply to those who challenged you tells me all I need to know about you and this shit and quite unbelievably ignorant post.

Sounds like you’re fortunate enough to not have suffered with ADHD, or look after someone who does.
 
My body hairs get everywhere and still appear after giving the flat a proper blitz of a clean.

They’re in obvious places like my bed and shower, but they appear on the window sill and I’ve somehow just seen one on a shelf in the kitchen that’s about 7 foot off the ground… how?!
 
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People who make references to the MasterCard Priceless Commercials, especially using it to refer to football results.

Awful advert everyone else seemed to like, apart from myself. I hated and still do hate the Jacob's Club biscuits commercials, but everyone else keeps singing the song even to this day. What fucking club is this they're telling us to join?!.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
My body hairs get everywhere and still appear after giving the flat a proper blitz of a clean.

They’re in obvious places like my bed and shower, but they appear on the window sill and I’ve somehow just seen one on a shelf in the kitchen that’s about 7 foot off the ground… how?!
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Violent farts. Stop trying to cook Jamie Oliver's early work...
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Ive also had that. At the ready cooked chicken counter in Asda. Asked for a chicken to be cut in half. She said sorry we dont do that. Swivelled the 'ask us to cut your chicken in half' sign round and asked why she had a pair of bug fuck off scissors in front her then. Never heard a woman huff so much
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Annoys me when you are standing at those counters and they are that disinterested. Was standing at one waiting to ask for Chicken bits as some lady was faffing about with the chilled Pizzas.

I waited patiently but she didn't look up, but I know she knew I was there. I don't do the throat clearing bollocks or other such methods so just walked off.

Most supermarkets, apart from Morrisons seem to be getting rid of hot and cold delis now. It's all value added and efficiency, so the Rotisserie chicken will soon be gone.
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Ive also had that. At the ready cooked chicken counter in Asda. Asked for a chicken to be cut in half. She said sorry we dont do that. Swivelled the 'ask us to cut your chicken in half' sign round and asked why she had a pair of bug fuck off scissors in front her then. Never heard a woman huff so much
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Theres not much worse than being a customer served by someone who hates their job. Sour faced wankers should be back in the warehouse and not be face-to-face with the public.

I wouldn’t want cheesy Americanised fake-smile ‘hey, how are you?’ ‘have a nice day!’ guff, but at least have people FOH who look like they like their job and know what they’re doing.
 
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