Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

If you criticize Jack Grealish in the slightest way in the player performance forum, you are branded;

A) Someone who doesn't understand football
B) A fan who always has to have a whipping boy and you'll choose Nunes next
C) Not a City fan so fuck off and support the rags.

:)

 

[give it to gordon]

The speed at which people drive mobility scooters, some are like small cars now

 

[Kippax77]

I was in pub watching a local band do their set. Whilst most people applauded, one guy was constantly giving out loud fingers-in-mouth screeching whistles. Total attention seeker.

Was he not getting a cut from the band?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

If you criticize Jack Grealish in the slightest way in the player performance forum, you are branded;

A) Someone who doesn't understand football
B) A fan who always has to have a whipping boy and you'll choose Nunes next
C) Not a City fan so fuck off and support the rags.

:)

Is there a wrong answer?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The "Gold Reserves" advert presenter.
How iffy can someone look?

 

[Jimmieblue]

Couples who come into the cinema loaded up with snacks and constantly eat and share throughout the show. Take him/her/whatever for a meal beforehand or stay on the sofa at home and stream it.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The speed at which people drive mobility scooters, some are like small cars now

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Ah that is the old Trabant69X model built in the former East Germany.
It was designed to counteract the West in the inaugural European Mobility Scooter Jousting Championship in Split Yugoslavia 1968.
It was fucking useless with a top end of 4mph with a prevailing wind.
Bollocks you say well ask @Blue Mist :-)

As for the modern ones I don’t know about speed as they are parked all day long outside my local pub.

 

[gaz76]

Joggers with headlamps or torches attached to their vests , why ?
You’re not harder to see than your average pedestrian, you’re just moving a bit quicker

Maybe just maybe it's so they can see where they are going?
Now if you had said cyclists with their flashing fucking lights then that's a definite why, cunts

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I find blokes repetitively swearing completely unnecessary too.
At the match on Saturday I overheard a bloke using the "f" word as every other word in a normal conversation.
I'm not a prude or anything but what's the point of industrial language if you don't use it sparingly?
I'm usually a positive sort of chap, but people can definitely tell when I'm pissed off when I use a well placed expletive.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

People who ask you a question and then tell you that you're wrong when you answer them.

If you already know what the fuck are you asking me for?

You must hate quiz masters!