Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

The speed at which people drive mobility scooters, some are like small cars now

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Well spotted. This is a trial for when we introduce Mobility Scooter Jousting Jeopardy.
Basically 2 old fucks go down a centre lane with a lance each. Two other duffers go either side. Last person standing gets a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream supplied by @Protein Junkie

Edit. Just seen PJ's earlier hexplunation

 

[Blue Mist]

I stopped short of the car in front to let an elderly lady on a mobility to cross the road. She didn’t thank me the ungrateful woman.

That was Agnes, miserable sod her, mind you she had just lost the semi final of the Sale and District Intermediary Jousting competition.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Twats who pull out in front of you, then fucking dawdle. If you're gonna pull out on someone, at least make an effort and floor it.
Even worse, someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to brake. So you look in the mirror, and nobody behind you. So not only is that twat a bad driver, he can't even see beyond you as you approach. Wankers.
Cunts who sit on your arse on the motorway, despite visibility being poor. The 2 second rule should somehow be measured, and fines given out to tailgating pricks.

If someone pulls out in front of you would you then become a tailgater?

 

[Grassland Blue]

I just don't get why they have to have the lights flashing? I cycle everyday and just a normal ON light works fine,

Ignore them, they're just being flash cunts....

 

[crublue1]

If someone pulls out in front of you would you then become a tailgater?

I guess so, briefly, but through no fault of your own!

 

[Protein Junkie]

That was Agnes, miserable sod her, mind you she had just lost the semi final of the Sale and District Intermediary Jousting competition.

Lmfao and I concur she really did take it badly the old woman.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.

Twats who rage against cyclists make me laugh.

The old “get a car” line is funny these numpties like to roll out all the time too.

My bike is worth 5x more than your shite Focus and I drive a Land Rover pal so shut the fuck up and read the Highway Code you thick cunts

 

[diegoalv]

What has been bothering me lately is the fact that I don't have enough energy, even for the things I actually enjoy doing. I've decided to contact the partner pharmacy in the coming days and see if they can recommend some vitamins or supplements that will help me become more energetic

 

[mancboy]

So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.

same rules apply for drivers, some of us drive in the correct manner and have to deal with aggressive, inconsiderate, half blind, militant cyclists who dont believe that the rules of the road apply to them.