Stupid little things that bug you

Why do socks only ever have weekdays on them?

Are we all sandal wearing plant eating hippies at the weekend?
 
The humble chip from the chippy
Is it that difficult to provide customers with a nice chip, crispy on the outside, and soft in the middle?
There are two types of chip I despise.
The slug, this a bunch of slimey damp stuck together mush of hell. These go straight in the bin, and the said chip shop added to the shit list.
Then there is the raw chip.
Not cooked through, raw, and f#cking disgusting. I am happy to wait another 5 minutes in the chippy to ensure my chips are cooked through. Crispy on the outside, and soft in the middle.
Why are some chippies so bad a cooking a simple chip?
 
Those fucking cameras carried on the pitch before/after the match. The players are actively trying to avoid you. Get out of the fucking way. Were they designed to take the viewer closer to the action? They have the opposite effect. Remember Beckham telling Neville “I’ve had talks”? It was a huge story that would never happen now because the player can’t avoid knowing the camera is on him. Get off the pitch and use your zoom button.
 
People trying to park as close as possible to the school gates. Are these lazy fuckwits stupid?. It's usually the ones with the funny lips dressed up like they're on a night out.
 
UUJblue said:
Yeah she is a real dose. I thought it was okay at the start like maybe a child could make a change to some leaders but all the stuff the last few days has been major cringe! The pictures of her yesterday making angry faces at Trump! *face slap*
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I couldn’t watch for more than 20 seconds it was that cringey, thought her parents might have a word
 
My mum and dad say “ any rate “ and “ any road “ instead of anyway
Doesn’t bug me but I don’t really hear others say it
 
People who shove their phone in my face and assume I a photo taken with them. Who then are offended when I tell them to fuck off after the second attempt.
 
That shit Iceland radio advert with Shaun Ryder....please shaun, try and sound as Mancunian & scally as possible and we’ll play it every 90 seconds!!!!!! Fuck off!!!!
 
People typing LOL after something that would barely raise a smile, let alone a laugh out loud.

Worse still are people that actually say LOL.
 
toolah1511 said:
People who park next to you in a huge car park when the rest of it is empty then hit your car with their door. Cunts.
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I was sat in my car at McDonald’s on Ordsall lane the other week. A car pulled up next to me and the passenger in it flung his door open right onto mine. I got out and asked him what the fuck he was doing. After a profuse apology him and his mate walked inside for food. lo and behold a few minutes later they came out and when the fucker got back into his car he only went and did it again! I nearly fucking choked on my apple pie! I jumped out and said are you taking the fucking piss or what. I couldn’t fucking believe it! Good job it was only my work car. They were a pair of our foreign friends who hardly spoke English.
 
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