Stupid little things that bug you

bavarian blue said:
Real Southern yuppie speak.
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all over the northern hemisphere.
I dream of a time when all i have to worry about is...three extraneous words, when the real issues go unaddressed, like old people who wont replace the rubber tips on their walking sticks, tap tap f'kin tap, attention-seeking meldrews. Having to halt a conversation whilst a geriatric hell's angel in a german 'elmet pops and bangs down the road, grey pony tail flapping , rear-view mirrors set sideways to see who's watching....
Dog-shit bags hung on bushes, ffs, northern rail missing stops ''to get back on schedule'' bastards, winkle-pickers that look like Turkish carpet-slippers worn with drain-pipe strides,
and women wearing iron-mongerie on their physogs, nob-heads who dimp a cig then dont put it in the BIN, probably the same ones who walk up stairs on the wrong side and expect ME to give way, gtfooh, sometimes I could crush a grape...
 
The thing that pisses me of is is spending4/6 months watching the final piece of the A555 being completed,months of temporary traffic lights,we wait for the traffic from Wilmslow to move,then the traffic coming from the airport,at last it’s our turn,watching layer upon layer being laid.Finally it’s all done and driving through the new junction is a pleasure.4months later they are digging it up.Back to the temporary lights.When I,m up for murderplease send me copies of King of the Kippax,to keep me sane.
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
What annoys me is I have a mandatory sexual harassment training workshop at work in a half hour. It's two hours long.

This is a totally pointless waste of time. I already know how to sexually harass someone.
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Dare you to announce that at the start of the meeting and see what happens ...
 
My post above made me think of these fucking things. They used to get in my house as a kid sometimes. Perfectly harmless (allegedly they bite but I've never heard of anyone who has been bitten) but I don't want to be sleeping and have one crawl over me.

 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
My post above made me think of these fucking things. They used to get in my house as a kid sometimes. Perfectly harmless (allegedly they bite but I've never heard of anyone who has been bitten) but I don't want to be sleeping and have one crawl over me.

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Just brought back the cold sweats from an airport in Greece about 20 years ago.

Similar size & shape but with red/white striped legs never knew what it was but looks like your friend, moving about in the waiting area, screaming & shouting everywhere from people until a worker flattened it.
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
My post above made me think of these fucking things. They used to get in my house as a kid sometimes. Perfectly harmless (allegedly they bite but I've never heard of anyone who has been bitten) but I don't want to be sleeping and have one crawl over me.

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Amazing looking creature - got a face and everything.
 
FogBlueInSanFran said:
My post above made me think of these fucking things. They used to get in my house as a kid sometimes. Perfectly harmless (allegedly they bite but I've never heard of anyone who has been bitten) but I don't want to be sleeping and have one crawl over me.

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What the hell is that, it's wearing a f##king collar? That there is the reason why this country is the best place to live in my opinion.
 
People who count out the money when paying for something.

"there's one, two, three, three fifty, three seventy and there's your ten"

Someone did it in greggs this morning, wanted to throttle them.
 
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