Stupid little things that bug you

Electric scooter boys and girls on pavements.Been dodging them for weeks,Yesterday i saw one come off as he tried bump up a kerb at full pelt he went about 10 feet up in the air scooter ended up in bits.A lady walking past said to me how sad never mind and we both burst out laughing.We did make sure he was ok whilst suppressing our laughing.
 
melrose40yarder said:
Electric scooter boys and girls on pavements.Been dodging them for weeks,Yesterday i saw one come off as he tried bump up a kerb at full pelt he went about 10 feet up in the air scooter ended up in bits.A lady walking past said to me how sad never mind and we both burst out laughing.We did make sure he was ok whilst suppressing our laughing.
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Stand still, or just keep your line. They’re the ones who’ll fall off at speed and hurt themselves, not you. More fool them if they hit me!
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Stand still, or just keep your line. They’re the ones who’ll fall off at speed and hurt themselves, not you. More fool them if they hit me!
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They are a bit like the cyclists on the canal tow path. If I see them my elbows are spread wide and if they ever come too close it will he shoulder down and knock them into the gutter.

Bear in mind that like cyclists these shits don't have insurance so if they send you to a&e you have little come back.
 
People wearing a suit who wear pin badges, not, in the lapel button hole.

Yes
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No
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Prolactin.

When i’ve not seen the missus for a few days. I get horney as fcuk.
Thinking i’m going to smash her snatch to bits all night but boom - i’m gone in 60 seconds and then just want to roll over and go to sleep

fuck you prolactin

“Prolactin is a hormone released at orgasm. In men prolactin server to shut down sexuality. It helps end his erection, makes him feel satisfied, and it makes further arousal and orgasm difficult to impossible for a while. This “down time” is called the refractory period”
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
People wearing a suit who wear pin badges, not, in the lapel button hole.

Yes
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Nice badges

I can't think of anything that bothers me as a whole. Something that did do though recently in a weird way. Those flies with the long legs. Chased it for half an hour, cupped in me hand, out the window. Thing is, I felt a bite. Went on Google and these c@nts bite you. Felt it
 
Kiss this guy said:
People who aren't polite to supermarket checkout staff.
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You should have stopped after typing polite but yes you are right. A lovely lady behind the customer service desk at Sainsburys told me she was filling in as a member of staff had been reduced to tears by someone and they'd taken her for a brew. What a brave person he must have been. Wanker. (Him not you :-)
 
Blue Mist said:
You should have stopped after typing polite but yes you are right. A lovely lady behind the customer service desk at Sainsburys told me she was filling in as a member of staff had been reduced to tears by someone and they'd taken her for a brew. What a brave person he must have been. Wanker. (Him not you :-)
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She gave me the wrong lottery ticket ffs
 
The Earl of Abington said:
1. People,especially on radio or TV, saying thigs like "send your suggestions to Rob or I." They get this wrong about half the time, even on the BBC. I shout out "ME" every time I hear it and my son says it doesn't matter. Well, it matters to me, or I as those twats would say.
2. People being questioned who start their answers with "yeah, no." Well, which one is it?...I've noticed Jack Grealish is guilty of this. Years ago when I used to listen to Talksport, there was some twat journo who was on all the time, and prefaced every comment with "yeah, no, absolutely". Drove me up the fuckin wall.
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Quite right!( Point 1). John Torode sys it repeatedly on that cooking prog the missus watches... "You'll be cooking for Gregg and I". I too shout out "ME". If Gregg Wallace
was absent, would he say "You'll be cooking for I"? Of course not.
I am disappointed that your son thinks it doesn't matter. I agree with you. It DOES matter. I hate hearing the English language mangled, be it grammatically or phonologically. Tell your son from he had had better mend his ways.
 
Students on University Challenge who lean right forward when answering as if speaking into an imaginary microphone.
Don't they know it's unnecessary? Why doesn't the producer tell them?
I shout at them - Do NOT lean forward! You look silly!!
 
Big Swifty said:
Students on University Challenge who lean right forward when answering as if speaking into an imaginary microphone.
Don't they know it's unnecessary? Why doesn't the producer tell them?
I shout at them - Do NOT lean forward! You look silly!!
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Have you noticed how they often take a sip of water after answering a question correctly. Interesting involuntary response. Any resident psychanalysts care to comment?
 
DrBlueBob said:
Have you noticed how they often take a sip of water after answering a question correctly. Interesting involuntary response. Any resident psychanalysts care to comment?
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Yes I have noticed that. I think it's simple embarrassment at having got one right and they feel they have to do something rather than just sit there with the camera focussed on them..
 
Big Swifty said:
Yes I have noticed that. I think it's simple embarrassment at having got one right and they feel they have to do something rather than just sit there with the camera focussed on them..
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When I watch I award myself a half point if I understand the question never mind answering it. Then take a gulp of beer.
 
Football commentators that apologise every time a swear word is picked up by one of the microphones really get on my nerves. It's not like they're responsible for someone on the touchline swearing so why the fuck do they feel the need to apologise.

Everyone watching should know that people swear at football matches and anyone that would get upset by a swear word not followed by an immediate apology by someone else should get a new hobby.
 
west didsblue said:
Football commentators that apologise every time a swear word is picked up by one of the microphones really get on my nerves. It's not like they're responsible for someone on the touchline swearing so why the fuck do they feel the need to apologise.

Everyone watching should know that people swear at football matches and anyone that would get upset by a swear word not followed by an immediate apology by someone else should get a new hobby.
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Imagine being a radio commentator at Goodison. You'd spend the entire 90 minutes apologising for the locals' grasp of the English language
 
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