Stupid little things that bug you

[Magicpole]

People who get offended, or worse, pretend they're offended, by the word ****.

Personally, to ommit that word from my vocab and its 60% down rigjt there.

So do with that what you will you shower of cunts.

 

[Double R]

"Join us later in the show to find out how the renovation got on". Piss off, just tell me now. Its a ploy to make us watch the whole show.

"Comming up on today's show" Im already watching it, no need to hook me in with a trailer that gives the whole thing away.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That advert with Eamon Holmes and his wife ( not the one flogging equity release ) where he puts his foot on a magical pain relief machine after not going out for a walk and then jumps on a tandem with his wife.( " an ideal christmas present " ) Pathetic....Finally killed off what little self esteem he ever had.

 

[idahoblues]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

Anyone who lives where the sun shines

 

[malg]

The Ashes.

Fucking can't pick a paper up or listen the news without this bloody abomination of a sport intruding.

 

[Barcon]

Anyone who lives where the sun shines

Tanned Tosspot.

 

[idahoblues]

Tanned Tosspot.

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

 

[Barcon]

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

If it falls off I'll give you half of mine. Plenty to go around.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Trying to stop my nose from falling off, the skin cancer rate around here is scary

Can I borrow a hat? :-)

 

[idahoblues]

Can I borrow a hat? :-)

I’ll send you one

 

[idahoblues]

If it falls off I'll give you half of mine. Plenty to go around.

Haha

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

I wear one in winter to keep my folically challenged bonce warm, helps keep the heat in.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

Make your mind up, are they middle-aged or fifty-something?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

People on TV, usually female celebs, who wave goodbye by flapping their fingers against their palm like they’re tooting an invisible horn.
Just wave properly.

 

[Banshee]

Baseball caps. Who actually wears them these days, apart from middle aged, fifty something tossers?

That would be me. Very practical when it's sunny and one is on the river fishing or on the golf course like today.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Every twat who has ever appeared on 'masterchef ' is now on TV and showing me how to make Pigs In Blankets. And Yes, I am retarded.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Decorators and builders who feel the need to have a radio on so loud you can hear it half way up the street.

 

[Kiss this guy]

Old blokes that whistle.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who put the word “Super” before words such as “Excited”.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Old blokes that whistle.

Mike Dean? Jonathan Moss?