Stupid little things that bug you

[Bonzo Nododo]

Players who screw their faces in rage clenching their fists inches from their own faces, shouting angrily to no-one in particular whenever they or their team score.
Contrast that with the happy smiling faces from City players as they all congratulate our many scorers.
But I hate anyone who scores against us no matter what they do.

 

[give it to gordon]

When the car driver in front sits on their break lights at night instead of using their hand break.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When the car driver in front sits on their break lights at night instead of using their hand break.

Or fuckers that pull out of a junction causing you to break then ramp it up to an eye watering 24 mph.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Or fuckers that pull out of a junction causing you to break then ramp it up to an eye watering 24 mph.

Totally. In a huge hurry to get onto the road in front of you and then not a care in the world...until they speed up to pile through the next set of traffic lights on amber, leaving you stranded in their wake and fucking fuming.

 

[idahoblues]

No good to me that mate. What's her mum like though? Hopefully she's got a pair of tits. And doesn't poke her tongue out

Better?

 

[knuckles]

People who say "everythink" and "nothingink" - it's a "g" at the end of the word you gits FFS

 

[Blue Mist]

People who say "everythink" and "nothingink" - it's a "g" at the end of the word you gits FFS

I fought it was.

 

[Barcon]

No good to me that mate. What's her mum like though? Hopefully she's got a pair of tits. And doesn't poke her tongue out

Get yourself a good rimming Wally.

 

[Barcon]

Better?

Where's her parrot?

 

[idahoblues]

Where's her parrot?

playing with her pussy

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When the car driver in front sits on their break lights at night instead of using their hand break.

People who sit at the lights with there handbrake on & the car out of gear & then when the lights change (like there not expecting it?) take ages to put the car in gear......take the handbrake off........ check the rear view mirror (why)...........& then drive ohh sod it the lights are on red again!!!!

 

[East Level 2]

People who don't know the difference between break and brake.

 

[give it to gordon]

People who sit at the lights with there handbrake on & the car out of gear & then when the lights change (like there not expecting it?) take ages to put the car in gear......take the handbrake off........ check the rear view mirror (why)...........& then drive ohh sod it the lights are on red again!!!!

So that was you behind me the other day ;)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

So that was you behind me the other day ;)

Didnt you hear me reving my engine & tooting? (sorry probably not got your hearing aid turned up!) ;-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

People who drive with their car windows open, the occupant playing the most appalling 'tunes' at a ridiculously high volume, thinking that because he likes the 'tunes' then everyone in the area must do so too.
Cnuts!

 

[maccieblue]

Christmas day episodes of Coronation street /emmerdale/brookside /hollioakes/bellenders/crossroads/take the highroad etc that end with somebody opening a door and snow starts to fall

 

[bluealf]

People who drive with their car windows open, the occupant playing the most appalling 'tunes' at a ridiculously high volume, thinking that because he likes the 'tunes' then everyone in the area must do so too.
Cnuts!

Rinds me of the old YouTube joke

My neighbour likes this song do much they have smashed my window with a brick to hear it better.

Though I confess to being a loud music, window down ****.

 

[bluealf]

Christmas day episodes of Coronation street /emmerdale/brookside /hollioakes/bellenders/crossroads/take the highroad etc that end with somebody opening a door and snow starts to fall

It's the deaths I'd be more worried about on those shows.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How is the cap stopping the sun hitting the back of her neck?

 

[Barcon]

Two fried eggs with the yolks broke.