Stupid little things that bug you

[Kippaxpete]

Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.

Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.

Duck joke for the surrealists:
Q. What's the difference between a duck?
A. One leg's both the same.
No, me neither though it did have me in stitches for some reason first time I heard it.

 

[laserblue]

Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…

Plus 'Bobby' Firmino and Virgil.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That, The Celtic Football Club (and Boston Celtics), are called “Seltic” (“Seltics”) and not “keltic” (“keltics”).

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who say ‘arks’. As in ‘arks me a question’. Knob heads.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Mason Mount constantly touching his hair

 

[laserblue]

Knobheads who go into a coffee shop and say "Can I get a laaaaahhtay".

 

[East Level 2]

Supermarkets with links to parking Nazi companies. Which director got the brown envelope?

 

[Slipper One]

You didn't see it. It was angry

You need to sort that little job out properly.

 

[Bill Walker]

I like my pickled onions and buy them from farm foods store. But I cant get the lid of without putting the lid under the hot tap and tapping it with a knife to loosen it. Bloody ridicules

Life's a real bitch

:)

 

[Bill Walker]

Cunts in the ‘What are you listening to’ thread who can be arsed enough to tell us what they’re listening but not arsed enough to post a fucking link to the tune.

Cunts.

Cunts who post links.. as is were interested in whatever shite they're listening too

Wankers

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Knobheads who go into a coffee shop and say "Can I get a laaaaahhtay".

Indeed. Even in Italian it’s just “latte” they don’t over pronounce the ‘a’ so why would we?

I’ve even been “corrected” by a barista (not “baaaarista”) when I’ve asked for a “latte” and they’ve repeated it back to me as “laaaaaattay?”.

Also when people (mainly Americans) who say “Milaaaan”.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

People who drink latte.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Indeed. Even in Italian it’s just “latte” they don’t over pronounce the ‘a’ so why would we?

I’ve even been “corrected” by a barista (not “baaaarista”) when I’ve asked for a “latte” and they’ve repeated it back to me as “laaaaaattay?”.

Also when people (mainly Americans) who say “Milaaaan”.

Poncy pretentious twats. When I go in these places for a coffee the wife has to translate, I'm old school.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Anybody easily offended to the extreme, there's lots of them...

 

[laserblue]

Indeed. Even in Italian it’s just “latte” they don’t over pronounce the ‘a’ so why would we?

I’ve even been “corrected” by a barista (not “baaaarista”) when I’ve asked for a “latte” and they’ve repeated it back to me as “laaaaaattay?”.

Also when people (mainly Americans) who say “Milaaaan”.

Americans can't do short vowels. Hence Kim Jong-Oon, Lazaaagne, Maaazda, Djoe-kovic, Oe-micr-own, Moe-gadishu, Groe-zny and many others.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who post links.. as is were interested in whatever shite they're listening too

Wankers

Biggest thread on BlueMoon.

You look a bit silly now young William.

 

[laserblue]

TV and radio presenters who pronounce Qatar as catarrh.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

A pint has gone up by 20p in my local

 

[Barcon]

A pint has gone up by 20p in my local

Built in tip.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Built in tip.

You wouldn't tip the people that serve it mate. Its done with resentment as if you're interrupting their very serious Facebook browsing. Beer with a bang