Stupid little things that bug you

Barcon said:
People that start a sentence with, "I mean" when they haven't been asked to explain what they mean.
You sound like a fucking 13 year old valley girl, you twat.
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Drives me round the bend. In any TV discussion programme just about everybody regularly starts off with 'I mean' or the variations 'Yeah I mean', 'So I mean' or even 'Yeah, no I mean'. Most often the people who do it should know better.
 
Dial M 4 Mercer said:
Friends you have round to your house for a meal or drinks but never invite you back. They then have the nerve to say “when are we coming round to your house again?”
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I think you need to totally reconsider the actual meaning of friend. In every conceivable manifestation of it numerous facets.

None of them include anything resembling those pair of cunts.
 
CambridgeExileBlue said:
Absolutely! Could not agree more.
Near me there are Peletons of Lycra clad idiots blocking the road and refuse to move over for cars or even deliberately spread further. They probably all own a car.

As a cyclist of decades myself I think this stupid and arrogant behaviour gives those considerate cyclists a bad name.
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Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
 
Andrew Flintoff being constantly referred to as"Freddie"

My annoyance grows tenfold, when it appears in the closing credits of programmes
 
Nebuchadnezzar said:
Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
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Three abreast is not just taking the piss, it is dangerous and should be illegal. Their outfits an affront to decency and Christian way. So, a firing squad is well within the reasonable response level. If you ask me.

No last fag or blindfold.
 
Nebuchadnezzar said:
Where I live is particularly beautiful for cycling so I can't really blame them for getting out and about, but I turn the colour of Ferguson whenever I get stuck behind 20 of them all riding in rows of three. I'm very risk averse behind the wheel and this serves me well, but many others begin to get impatient and I've seen bad drivers overtake the cyclist army, myself and a few other cars on winding roads and its a recipe for disaster. Some blame must also lie with the impatient party but it's avoidable if the cyclists don't hog the road.
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Absolutely. You need to be able to overtake responsibility and it is a two way thing. Those near me seem to think they have the god given right to block the road and also be a danger to themselves.

They are not in the Tour de France.
 
CambridgeExileBlue said:
Absolutely. You need to be able to overtake responsibility and it is a two way thing. Those near me seem to think they have the god given right to block the road and also be a danger to themselves.

They are not in the Tour de France.
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If only they were. We would never see them again. Although they can look like competitors with their poncy outfits, apart from the fat cunts. Obviously.
 
lefty goldblatt said:
I have no problem at all with Joe Public on a bike. I'm one of them.

It's when he dons Lycra and has an expensive bike that I object.
A bit like Scrappy Doo. Annoyiing and full of entitlement
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Agree. Nothing wrong with normal shorts and a T shirt.
My only luxury are cycling shoes.

lycra looks like it would bring you out in a disgusting sweaty rash…
 
Tugay One Cup said:
People standing there and holding one door open for me when they are double doors and I can just go through the other one. Am I still supposed to thank you? Do I ignore 50% of the doorage so that your act of courteousness doesn't go to waste? Maybe I'll appreciate the gesture more if I make it to old age but, for now, it's more of an inconvenience for both parties.
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This has reminded me!

When a load people are leaving a room en masse, and there's double doors, but no-one is opening the second door & everyone is leaving single file.

Cunts.
 
I never really saw it happen at home unless I wasn't taking enough notice, but there's an unwritten rule in the supermarket here to allow people to go ahead of you if you have a big shop and they've only a few items. That's fine, not a problem. I had someone look for eye contact with me the other week and they just went ahead of me, without saying a word. It was only my fantasy of scanning their head loads of times that kept me quiet.
 
"ladies and gentlemen, Mr Elton John!" - Queue over singing a seemingly never ending song, does my head in
 
Prince Andrew getting into his £220,000 Bentley Continental yesterday. With DOY plate.
As if his new Range Rover vogue isnt enough. Twat. Thought he was skint ?

Did taxpayers pay for that or one of those bribes ?


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Bill Walker said:
Prince Andrew getting into his £220,000 Bentley Continental yesterday. With DOY plate.
As if his new Range Rover vogue isnt enough. Twat. Thought he was skint ?

Did taxpayers pay for that or one of those bribes ?


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The brit govt. taxed our overseas colonies to pay for it. I think you lot paid the most.

You're a hozzy ffs, let it go.
 
give it to gordon said:
Southerners

We get a little bit of Manchester drizzle and the roads are gridlocked more than normal. So many have to take their little darlings to school by car in case they get damp.
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This is not just a Southern thing.....well maybe in South Manchester.

I live near 3 high schools and a primary school.....and the traffic in the morning is horrific. All bloody massive cars with 2 people in them....driver and a kid. Pisses me right off.

"Can't let little Johnny walk to school" (even on a good day)

Rant over... and back lurking.
 
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