Stupid little things that bug you

[mancity2012_eamo]

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It should be over , not even worth debating

This is so wrong.
What’s wrong with people.

 

[MCFCTrick]

If the door should open the train will come to a stand.

Eventually ...

 

[Stephen230]

The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

Maybe they print a load and when they’ve all sold out and it’s become a best seller, they print a load more with ‘best seller’ stamped on them?

 

[Deepest Blue]

If the door should open the train will come to a stand.

True but if the door was open the jolting motion created may well cause a passenger (not necessarily the button presser) to be thrown out causing serious injury or worse.

 

[1961_vintage]

The way they print ' Best Seller ' on the cover of a book. How do they know it's a best seller before it's even gone on the shelves. And....what do they therefore do if turns out not to be a best seller ??

What constitutes a "best seller"? It's an immeasurable irrelevance. They may as well put "contains thousands of words".

 

[Bill Walker]

Shops that have continual sales on.
Here in Oz there is a bag type shop chain "Strandbags" they sell suitcases, all kinds of bags. They always have big posters permanently on the windows 50% off, 60%off!!

It never changes and they are obviously trying to dupe people.

 

[laserblue]

Shops that have continual sales on.
Here is Oz there is a bag type shop chain "Strandbags" they sell suitcases, all kinds of bags. They always have big posters permanently on the windows 50% off, 60%off!!

It never changes and they are obviously trying to dupe people.

Just like the carpet and sofa warehouses here.

 

[jonah62]

Miserable bastards, remember a dog isn’t just for Christmas

It’s for boxing day sandwiches too

 

[Blue Mist]

Bin men.
You ignorant fuckers. In this world there are people who are disabled, others have prams to push. Just because you are too lazy to put the bins back properly, they are forced to go into the road.
I assume the binwanks think Russia is invading soon and so today, the ignorant tossers decided to build barricades across the pavements.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When football fans say things like, ‘we could have been 0-6 up at half time’ because we created six chances to score at 0-0.

What really happened is that we had six chances to go 0-1 up, it’s not that we could have been 0-6 up.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Numpties on trains and trams who continually press the button that opens the doors before the transport has stopped.
If the door happens to fly open they and others nearby are in danger of falling out and if it doesn't open then what's the f*cking point of pressing it in the first place?

I bet these very same people that continually press lift buttons thinking "It will surely arriver much faster if I do that."

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Taxi drivers who just sit in their car outside your house instead of getting out and knocking on your door. Then they fuck off without you ever realising they were sat outside your house.

 

[Blue Mist]

Taxi drivers who just sit in their car outside your house instead of getting out and knocking on your door. Then they fuck off without you ever realising they were sat outside your house.

Don't you get a text saying an uninsured, un registered bloke who has borrowed his mates licence is outside your house?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When football fans say things like, ‘we could have been 0-6 up at half time’ because we created six chances to score at 0-0.

What really happened is that we had six chances to go 0-1 up, it’s not that we could have been 0-6 up.

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[BlueMoonday]

The gym being absolutely packed in January with part timers and their short lived NY resolutions. My gym is already over-subscribed, it annoys me they keep taking on new members which degrades the value and experience for members who've been there for many years and paid more in to the club.

 

[PPT]

The gym being absolutely packed in January with part timers and their short lived NY resolutions. My gym is already over-subscribed, it annoys me they keep taking on new members which degrades the value and experience for members who've been there for many years and paid more in to the club.

They will all be gone by the end of the month - guaranteed.

 

[BlueMoonday]

They will all be gone by the end of the month - guaranteed.

The gym is already oversubscribed pal. I'm tempted to hire a watt bike for the year and turn my spare room in to a gym.

The gym im at claims to be "premium" but equipment remains broke for weeks. Wankers also hog lockers and keep them padlocked overnight.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The gym is already oversubscribed pal. I'm tempted to hire a watt bike for the year and turn my spare room in to a gym.

The gym im at claims to be "premium" but equipment remains broke for weeks. Wankers also hog lockers and keep them padlocked overnight.

I’ve left a ‘premium’ gym in the last year. They kept putting their prices up but the free weights area is non-existent and the place was often filthy.

Packed with Love Island and other Z list celebrities types n’all.

 

[laserblue]

I bet these very same people that continually press lift buttons thinking "It will surely arriver much faster if I do that."

Or the dickheads that press both up and down buttons at the same time thinking the lift will arrive faster.

 

[BlueMoonday]

I’ve left a ‘premium’ gym in the last year. They kept putting their prices up but the free weights area is non-existent and the place was often filthy.

Packed with Love Island and other Z list celebrities types n’all.

Was it Total Fitness Wilmslow by any chance?