Stupid little things that bug you

The speed at which people drive mobility scooters, some are like small cars now

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Well spotted. This is a trial for when we introduce Mobility Scooter Jousting Jeopardy.
Basically 2 old fucks go down a centre lane with a lance each. Two other duffers go either side. Last person standing gets a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream supplied by @Protein Junkie

Edit. Just seen PJ's earlier hexplunation
 
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Twats who pull out in front of you, then fucking dawdle. If you're gonna pull out on someone, at least make an effort and floor it.
Even worse, someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to brake. So you look in the mirror, and nobody behind you. So not only is that twat a bad driver, he can't even see beyond you as you approach. Wankers.
Cunts who sit on your arse on the motorway, despite visibility being poor. The 2 second rule should somehow be measured, and fines given out to tailgating pricks.
If someone pulls out in front of you would you then become a tailgater?
 
So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.

Twats who rage against cyclists make me laugh.

The old “get a car” line is funny these numpties like to roll out all the time too.

My bike is worth 5x more than your shite Focus and I drive a Land Rover pal so shut the fuck up and read the Highway Code you thick cunts
 
What has been bothering me lately is the fact that I don't have enough energy, even for the things I actually enjoy doing. I've decided to contact the partner pharmacy in the coming days and see if they can recommend some vitamins or supplements that will help me become more energetic
 
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So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.
same rules apply for drivers, some of us drive in the correct manner and have to deal with aggressive, inconsiderate, half blind, militant cyclists who dont believe that the rules of the road apply to them.
 
So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.
It was me who started the cyclist moan, and I'm a cyclist, I'm still to hear a reason at all why other cyclists have flashing lights dazzling the fuck out of everyone.
It doesn't surprise me that motorists get pissed off with cyclists, a high percentage of them just constantly take the piss with their riding.
Ignoring red lights is another of my faves, I sure do love it when some knob cruises past me while I'm stopped at a red light and then hardly pedals at all when in front of you in the cycle lane.
As for letting my kids ride bikes to school, I'm not sure where you live but in Manchester you would have to have a screw loose to even think about letting your kids ride to school.
Which reminds me of another cyclist love of mine, parents riding with kids and not a helmet in sight, just why?
 
So many posters raging against cyclist. I just hope that if you have kids, cycling to and from school, they don't cross the paths of motorist who think like you lot!
Some of us do cycle in the correct manner but still face aggressive, inconsiderate, half-blind drivers.
So besides all the other ..hate each other.. topics in dear gentle old "stiff upper lip" England like Brexit, Meghan, Tories, Scousers, Yanks etc. we can add cyclists/motorists :)
 

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